Wesley Punch

What happens when Wesley Snipes snipes your class name on CoD: Black Ops

Hutch: Okay, class title will be Wesley Snipes

Wesley Snipes: Muahahaha WESLEY PUNCH!

Hutch: Uh what the hell? Here, let me fix that to Wesley Snipes

Wesley Snipes: WESLEY PUNCH!!!

Hutch: Wow, it got changed back to Wesley Punch... Goddamnit

by CAT6 NoobSmoke November 11, 2010

Urinal-Punch

The act of sneaking up behind someone when they are peeing and punching them in the head.

Griffith, having been pushed to his limit, urinal-punched Logan in the bathroom.

by Billy-Hill February 19, 2018

cloud punch

When you accidently penetrate the toilet paper being used to wipe your asshole, and sink a digit into your Poo-cavity.

Just cloud punched my dumper, now I've got human poop on my finger.

by VICERN January 14, 2014

sucka punch

aka sucker punch

1) to completely unexpectedly hit someone
2) to blindside punch

When that cheap shot taking, milk drinking marmalade exerts a sucka punch it's likely to cold cock a sucka or two

by xpurexhxc January 14, 2007

muff punch

in a girl on girl fight, a punch to the pussy

angie kicked this girls ass when she gave her a muff punch

by 77transam August 28, 2006

shit punch

(v) To punch someone or something with extreme fury. Also can be used to describe a situation where one will suprise another with a punch in a sensitive area, thereby inflicting large amounts of pain. Can also be used with kick, as in to shit kick another.

I'm going to shit punch you in the dick!
That dude behind John just shit punched him in the face!

by slinkeril January 05, 2007

Gopher Punch

Pushing or punching your girlfriend's unreleased turd deep back into her bowel, with your knob, during a vigorous session of anal sex.

Doreen couldn't shit for three days after we had anal sex. I really gopher punched her good. She finally had to take and enema to get that rascal to pop its head out.

by Eaton Holgoode March 07, 2017