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PUCKERED RAISIN

Boy! That girl had a nice puckered raisin!
by xBOOGIE MANx October 22, 2009
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Pucker Factor

When an EMT or Paramedic arrives on scene of a call and the first impression of the patient is called the Pucker Factor. The Pucker can be visual as well as nasal. A person who has taken a dump in their pants can lead to a pucker factor, not only of the butt hole but of the nasal passages as well, depending upon whether the EMT or Paramedic is a green rookie or a seasoned veteran. The higher the pucker factor of the EMS providers on scene, the more urgent the need for rapid and immediate transport to a hospital. A partial amputation would have a pucker factor of a 5 or 6 whereas a complete amputation would have a pucker factor of a 7 or an 8.
EMT1: What was that call last night, I heard it go out but I was out of town?
EMT2: It was a victim of pretty serious fall at the construction site over on Third Street.
EMT1: Damn, how bad was it?
EMT2: The way he landed, he was all twisted up like a pretzel. It gave me a pucker factor of six right away.
EMT1: No shit, so what did you guys do?
EMT2: I called dispatch to get fly the bird right away.
EMT1: Wow, no shit. I wish I had been there.
by Jay Dog February 2, 2010
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tucker pucker

Republicans in jail getting ready to give head so they don't get beat up
Homey is ready for the tucker pucker or his ass will be kicked
by Laughs Along With Humans October 10, 2021
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Tucker Pucker

Spontaneous self lubrication of one's own asshole whenever a Russian accent is heard.
He gets a tucker Pucker whenever a Russian accent is heard.
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puckering starfish

when you 69 a girl you shove your cock into her mouth so she gags. then you look at her ass hole pucker
betty was totaly into the 69 so i sliped her a puckering starfish and almost got my dick bitten off!
by superking October 17, 2004
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pucker-sucker

1. a homosexual or gay motherfucker

2. an ass-kisser

3. a dumbass who can't drive and is in front of you when you are in a hurry.
" Look at that that pucker-sucker!"

" WTF!!! Why won't that pucker-sucker move the fuck out of my lane!!! DAMN!"
by MyHeadMyWorld...MG December 9, 2008
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hiney pucker

involuntary response to seeing he surprise scary part of a scary movie
When Jason jumped out of that lake, it made my hiney pucker.
by Johnny A April 21, 2003
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