a asshole
by xBOOGIE MANx October 22, 2009

When an EMT or Paramedic arrives on scene of a call and the first impression of the patient is called the Pucker Factor. The Pucker can be visual as well as nasal. A person who has taken a dump in their pants can lead to a pucker factor, not only of the butt hole but of the nasal passages as well, depending upon whether the EMT or Paramedic is a green rookie or a seasoned veteran. The higher the pucker factor of the EMS providers on scene, the more urgent the need for rapid and immediate transport to a hospital. A partial amputation would have a pucker factor of a 5 or 6 whereas a complete amputation would have a pucker factor of a 7 or an 8.
EMT1: What was that call last night, I heard it go out but I was out of town?
EMT2: It was a victim of pretty serious fall at the construction site over on Third Street.
EMT1: Damn, how bad was it?
EMT2: The way he landed, he was all twisted up like a pretzel. It gave me a pucker factor of six right away.
EMT1: No shit, so what did you guys do?
EMT2: I called dispatch to get fly the bird right away.
EMT1: Wow, no shit. I wish I had been there.
EMT2: It was a victim of pretty serious fall at the construction site over on Third Street.
EMT1: Damn, how bad was it?
EMT2: The way he landed, he was all twisted up like a pretzel. It gave me a pucker factor of six right away.
EMT1: No shit, so what did you guys do?
EMT2: I called dispatch to get fly the bird right away.
EMT1: Wow, no shit. I wish I had been there.
by Jay Dog February 2, 2010

by Laughs Along With Humans October 10, 2021

by Laughs Along With Humans May 8, 2022

when you 69 a girl you shove your cock into her mouth so she gags. then you look at her ass hole pucker
betty was totaly into the 69 so i sliped her a puckering starfish and almost got my dick bitten off!
by superking October 17, 2004

1. a homosexual or gay motherfucker
2. an ass-kisser
3. a dumbass who can't drive and is in front of you when you are in a hurry.
2. an ass-kisser
3. a dumbass who can't drive and is in front of you when you are in a hurry.
" Look at that that pucker-sucker!"
" WTF!!! Why won't that pucker-sucker move the fuck out of my lane!!! DAMN!"
" WTF!!! Why won't that pucker-sucker move the fuck out of my lane!!! DAMN!"
by MyHeadMyWorld...MG December 9, 2008

by Johnny A April 21, 2003
