a asshole
by xBOOGIE MANx October 22, 2009
Get the PUCKERED RAISINmug. When an EMT or Paramedic arrives on scene of a call and the first impression of the patient is called the Pucker Factor. The Pucker can be visual as well as nasal. A person who has taken a dump in their pants can lead to a pucker factor, not only of the butt hole but of the nasal passages as well, depending upon whether the EMT or Paramedic is a green rookie or a seasoned veteran. The higher the pucker factor of the EMS providers on scene, the more urgent the need for rapid and immediate transport to a hospital. A partial amputation would have a pucker factor of a 5 or 6 whereas a complete amputation would have a pucker factor of a 7 or an 8.
EMT1: What was that call last night, I heard it go out but I was out of town?
EMT2: It was a victim of pretty serious fall at the construction site over on Third Street.
EMT1: Damn, how bad was it?
EMT2: The way he landed, he was all twisted up like a pretzel. It gave me a pucker factor of six right away.
EMT1: No shit, so what did you guys do?
EMT2: I called dispatch to get fly the bird right away.
EMT1: Wow, no shit. I wish I had been there.
EMT2: It was a victim of pretty serious fall at the construction site over on Third Street.
EMT1: Damn, how bad was it?
EMT2: The way he landed, he was all twisted up like a pretzel. It gave me a pucker factor of six right away.
EMT1: No shit, so what did you guys do?
EMT2: I called dispatch to get fly the bird right away.
EMT1: Wow, no shit. I wish I had been there.
by Jay Dog February 2, 2010
Get the Pucker Factormug. by Laughs Along With Humans October 10, 2021
Get the tucker puckermug. by Laughs Along With Humans May 8, 2022
Get the Tucker Puckermug. when you 69 a girl you shove your cock into her mouth so she gags. then you look at her ass hole pucker
betty was totaly into the 69 so i sliped her a puckering starfish and almost got my dick bitten off!
by superking October 17, 2004
Get the puckering starfishmug. 1. a homosexual or gay motherfucker
2. an ass-kisser
3. a dumbass who can't drive and is in front of you when you are in a hurry.
2. an ass-kisser
3. a dumbass who can't drive and is in front of you when you are in a hurry.
" Look at that that pucker-sucker!"
" WTF!!! Why won't that pucker-sucker move the fuck out of my lane!!! DAMN!"
" WTF!!! Why won't that pucker-sucker move the fuck out of my lane!!! DAMN!"
by MyHeadMyWorld...MG December 9, 2008
Get the pucker-suckermug. by Johnny A April 21, 2003
Get the hiney puckermug.