computer procrastination

the art of ignoring all your pressing and important tasks while playing computer games.

i had three assignments to do in the weekend but i filled up my time with computer procrastination.

by TrIaNgLiSt BoB May 1, 2006

The Procrastinator

Verb
(the pro-cras-tin-a-tor)

A post-coital activity where a male finds himself relunctant to exit the spent orifice due to the excessive cum-fort , the male often holds on to this moment by distracting the female with a decoy.
To successfully perform the procrastinator, one might need to be equipped with a vivid imagination (e.g. 'Babe! I can't move because the fairy godmother told me not to'), a certain sense of cynicism (e.g. Babe! I can't move coz the condom is about to break) or physical characteristics (the obese are at an advantage here, as the women will not be able to push them off).

Example of The Procrastinator 1:

Female: ehhh... i think were done...

Male: I love you! (if said for the first time, this allows for maximal residence time in the spent orifice, with the added bonus of hugs and kisses)

Example The Procrastinator 2:

Female: Babe that was great!
(30 second wait)

Male: I...
(30 second wait)

Male:Know...
(30 second wait)

Male:Your...
(30 second wait)

Male: Eyes...
(30 second wait)

Male:Look...
(30 second wait)

Male:Beautiful
(30 second wait)

Example The Procrastinator 3:

Female:....
Female:....
Female:....
Male: Those roofies work wonders!

by Its-going-to-be-a-thing! May 5, 2011

Procrastination Sex

Having sex solely for the purpose of procrastinating.

I don't want to do my term paper... Let's have procrastination sex.

by MasturbatingBear April 13, 2010

procrastinate

What I do during my freetime.

Hm...I'll work on my project later...and stick my face on my glowing computer screen...

by Cyndane January 17, 2005

procrastination

Best and worst way to get through college!
Procrasitating eventually catches up with you. But dammit, only a momentary satisfaction.

Describes those who cannot see the benefits of fun later, versus now.

Procrastination is a way of life for most students (unless they're anal retentive)

Procrastination rocks!

by Procrastinator April 24, 2004

procrastineating

The art of eating when not hungry to avoid doing a task eg: assignments, housework, report writing.

Hey Sam did you finish the assignment last night?" "No buddy, I was too busy procrastineating

by Princess Phoebe June 7, 2011

Pro-procrastinator

A person that never lets you get any work done and gets you constantly off topic.

Steve: How did your project with Brad go?
Tim: Terrible, he's a total Pro-procrastinator, I'm gonna have to do it all by myself tonight.

by Oldspice1234 March 6, 2010