pedophile mustache

The thick, bushy mustache usually found on most pedophiles. They usually have no other facial hair and a "bowl cut" style hair cut that is found on most young boys.

"Wow, look at that guys pedophile mustache , I guarantee he enjoys raping lil' boyz in the butthole."

by Ace8904 February 17, 2008

Pedophile Laugh

A creepy fake laugh that is directed from an old man to a young child. The old man is not listening to what the child is saying but using a "fake" laugh that sounds inviting enough for children to feel accepted. The old man is probably thinking of sex with the child and using a "hehe" or "hehehehe" laugh to invite the child to come close.

That hobo totally pedophile laughed at that boy

by runfrompedophileskids! September 23, 2010

pedaphile

Lover of feet

Jill looked up pictures of bare feet all day because she was a pedaphile.

by babablu May 12, 2015

pedophile

An adult who is sexually attracted to a child, or children under the age of which is legal in the country.

John was searching for little children by the school to abduct; what a pedophile.

by Kuriin April 30, 2003

pedophile laugh

when everyone else is asleep and you see something that makes you want to laugh-- loudly. in this case you are forced to let out a small awkward giggle and refrain from your standard cackle, this makes you sound like a pedophile :))))

"i read your text last night at 3am and my pedophile laugh came out"

by minpin rico May 24, 2015

Pedophile High

When you get so high than you become paranoid that your parents only conceived you to molest you. Coined by rapper Reptilian God Mana

You need to watch what you're smoking , you don't want to get Pedophile High.....

by SMACKMAN USA November 19, 2022

Predaphile

A term made popular by the Predator Catching group D.A.P

(Dads Against Predators) the term predaphile combines both the words "predator" and "pedophile", and is used to describe sexual predators (term is applied to females as well as males) who seek out and prey on underage minors

D.A.P : ok predaphile, what's going to happen next is whenever you're ready, give me a thumbs up, and then next, I'm gonna yell at the top of my lungs "Excuse me everybody, this man is here to meet a 13-year-old boy for sex off the app grinder" and we're going to follow you out to your car, film your license plate, document you driving off safely, and then turn all the evidence into law enforcement and detectives. So whenever you're ready predaphile, just shoot me the thumbs up, and we'll get this shit poppin".

by 🌴Koopa High🌴 June 16, 2023