potatoes are great

potatoes are great means that there cute, awesome, sweet potatoes but if u get them mad THE POTATOES WILL COME AND GET YOU WHEN YOUR SLEEPING so watch out :)

WOW that person is such a potatoes are great

by unicorn345 May 23, 2018

Potatosalad310

This famous man doesnt stfu sometimes when he is singing. He goes on about random shit because he has a shitty 2001 laptop that can handle roblox at 2fps. He loves to ERP with 45 year old Neckbeards because he may possibly be gay. He also lies about wanting Genshin Impact and wants to get a nintendo switch instead of a PC

Friend: "You should install Genshin Impact!"
Potatosalad310: "I'm too busy holding my cock in my hand while erp'ing with older men!"

by Nin9 January 27, 2021

Potatoism

Potatoism
The voluntary and gracious act of viewing "Agent P." as the 1 true ruler of the dabloon economy and the rest of the universe

Dang, fuck that im converting to Potatoism

by Agent B(ogi) January 29, 2022

Pornatious

When something that is not explicitly shown to be adult content can be interpreted to be seemingly adult.

"This piece of text is rather pornatious."

by Words_That_NEED_To_Exist October 29, 2023

Tiny potatoes

When the college mess hall gives you tiny bits of potatoes during breakfast hours.

Yo they gave me tiny potatoes, you jelly?

by Brometheus February 2, 2015

Microwaved potatoes

Potato, potahto, everyone makes mistakes.
Microwaved potatoes, is a less common phrase used to describe a mistake beyond repair.

A: "Man I just got fired and my wife found out I was cheating on her online by sending chicks pizzas"

B: "That's microwaved potatoes man.."

by SendingPizza August 29, 2018

street potatoes

Poop left by Crackheads in back alleys & other discreet places.

"Oh shit, I almost stepped in some street potatoes while taking out my trash! The police REALLY need to fix the drug problem in my town!"

by GrinchPIB October 5, 2019