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pooficiency

You are an efficient poo-er, you are able to be done in about 2 minutes when most others poo at a leisurely pace
Wow, my pooficiency is so impressive, so much more time for Netflix!
by poo-minator March 11, 2015
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Peoria Corn Snake

The boys and girls in Peoria, IL have had several sex ed classes and are well aware of using condoms when appropriate. But high unemployment prevents many to seek less expensive solutions. So one enterprising person invented the Peoria Corn snake. You hollow out a corn cob prior to having sex and at the right moment, one slips it on. This provides an effective alternative to pricey over the counter condoms.
Geese I wanted to tag Betty but ... damn she said "no protection ... no entry". So I met this fella who turned me on to the Peoria Corn Snake. Slipped that ole baby on and Betty spread like an eagle. Even said she paid no mind to the husk I left on for decoration.
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Poofin

When someone is acting stupid or doing something that shouldn't be done.
Doing something in goofy matter.
"Why is your brother walking so goofy"
"I don't know he be poofin some times"
by young tree trunk November 8, 2017
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Poocicle

The poocicle caused damage to Doris Smith's roof after it was ejected from flight 93 from LAX.
by dkr12 June 10, 2018
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poodingy

The act of a trans man answering the door to a boy scout and the boy scout giving the "man" a blowjob while getting anal from the straight neighbour because the boy scout has long, flowing hair which makes him look like a girl.
Person 1: Did you see my nigga Andrew at the door yesterday
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a poodingy
by BISHESHOOGA TING March 7, 2019
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Poofilating

Male narcissist, grooming and admiring himself in the mirror
Look at Harry poofilating in the mirror
by KenzOmar October 31, 2019
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Peoria IL

Peoria Illinois is the largest city on the Illinois River it's also the place with the same crime rate as Honduras at 40 point something percent
Mary: let go to Peoria IL
Tim: lets not get shot
by ChaseTOM November 8, 2022
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