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Politician

1. A person that thinks they can help the society that they view themselves superior to, and often have forgotten they were once a part of it. Technically a Buster
Most People that run for President or are President, are politicians.
by Birdman3132 March 16, 2007
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Politically Retarded

When one believes anything they see on their TV without checking it through. Then goes and says retarded off-topic shit
***ACTUAL CONVERSATION***
Grandma: How come the Dems can fund Sound Barring walls, but not the border wall?
Me: *laughs* wow grandma you sound so Politically Retarded right now.
by Arianna_red22 July 29, 2018
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PC police(politically correct police)

The people who go bat shit crazy when someone says something slightly not politically correct. Usually overreact and are assholes about the slightest thing.
Person A: haha I love that midget dude he’s so funny
PC police(politically correct police): UHM ACTUALLY ITS “LITTLE PERSON” YOU DISRESPECTFUL JERK
by Carlisle Juniper August 30, 2019
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politics

The bizarre sexual act of masturbating over an anthill, clogging up the entry point, and killing thousands of innocents in the process.
"Let's talk politics."
"Get your brain out of your pants!"
by Sakhalin Cruschev May 5, 2006
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office politics

A bunch of bored unlaid woman causing unwanted drama who will eventually piss you off and get you fired.
Hey Diana! Guess who i saw in Caesars last nite?
Who?
Tadd with his so called friend!
I am so bored, my husband won't touch me anymore!
I really don't want to be touched!

I really hate office politics, but i am usually the one who creates it!!

Oh! Linda you are so funny, we need to get together for lunch.
(Linda leaves the room)

Todd i really don't like her.
Huddle Huddle Whisper Whisper!
by Spirit Lady July 22, 2011
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Politically Obnoxious

The act of being obnoxious when stating or sharing their political views. They are obnoxious to the point where their views become offensive and annoying to hear.
Person 1: Look at that guy and his McCant t-shirt.
Person 2: Yea i know! He is so Politically Obnoxious.

When someone has three bumper stickers saying:
"Nobama."
"Bend over get ready for change."
and- "We say Merry Christmas"
by terrence523 December 23, 2009
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Politicrap

Politically biased emails that "friends" and family continually spam your inbox with during the election year.
Hey, did you hear that the president is a lizard-Antichrist from a galaxy far far away and has an illegitimate love child with a squirrel? Well, at least according to this politicrap my dad's been sending me...
by u2shay October 12, 2012
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