colder than a polar bears dick

a measurement of temperature that is just above absolute zero.

i like my beer colder than a polar bears dick

by imadeupjesus September 29, 2012

Scientific name for polar bear

Trust me, you wouldn't stay sane after you search it.

Troll: Hey, search the scientific name for polar bear.
Dumb: Okay. *searches* Its scientific name is- OH SH*T IT'S- *f**king dies*
Troll: *trollface*

by amogusamoguseverywhere August 20, 2021

bear polar

An angry big hairy man who snaps at anything.

Me : Not for nuttin, all jokes aside, you know what i mean. The load is late.

Bear: Roar this is bullshit i'm an angry bear! My bear polar is taking over. ROARRRRR

by dj radness August 5, 2009

Polar Bear

An all-white California Highway Patrol Car. Reasons why they are called that because of their all-whiteness, white grill, white paint, etc. They are typically used for Commercial Vehicle Enforcement.

"Man I got pulled over by a Polar Bear, my rig was too hot so he stopped me."

by dontusemyrealname. June 3, 2019

polar bear head

Oral sex with cold hands and lots of teeth.

"Does Courtney give good head?"
"No, she gave me polar bear head cold hands and teeth!"

by pbh February 22, 2014

Porch polar bear

What blacks, Mexicans, Indians, Asians, and any other race call white people sitting outside trying to enjoy their day and socialize.

Look at that family, it's not uncommon to see a porch polar bear or five way down in this part of Alabama this time of year.

by Solid Mantis September 14, 2016

polar bear head

Blowjob with cold hands, and a lot of teeth.

"Dude, I'm never getting with that chick again. She gave some serious polar bear head.

by TheGruff February 26, 2014