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plowing new ground

1. When the prostitutes in town get so overloaded with STDs that it becomes visible via fungus growth, and you are forced to migrate to another part of the city to find ones with a health rating of at least 23%.

2. When a straight person turns gay, or vice versa.
1. I'm gonna start plowing new ground around 4th street tonight man. Last night one of the regulars on 3rd blew up a car with her yeast infection.

2. Fred's hanging around the women's section in Kmart for a different reason since he's turned straight. He's plowing new ground now.
by WhoaTimesTwo March 29, 2004
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air pooping

When while taking a poop, a miniture turd falls out, followed by an immense amount of air (or fartage). This process of turd, then air, turd, then air is a constant pattern until the pooping ceases.
Man, I just had the longest air pooping of my life. I would have had enough air to air up a hot air balloon!
by Unicorn&LadyBug November 14, 2010
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plowing new ground

to break in or take away the virginity of someone (male or female), euphamism from the common farmyard or agricultural term
someone spiked the drinks at the freshman prom last nite, i was plowing new ground like an ox and cart

my girls gettin lose, i need to plough some new ground
by rek-loose April 8, 2004
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Balloon pooping

The art of shitting in a balloon and bursting it over a children's bake sale
''School's finished, lets do some Balloon pooping''
by liiiio1111 July 3, 2014
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Bizarro Pooping

Tom: "Hey where'd all my shit go?"
Larry: "Meryl was bizarro pooping again!"
Tom: "Merrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyl!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"I liked the poop so much, I bizarro pooped right back up dere!"

The toilet wouldn't flush after I pooped, so I had to bizarro poop it, so no one would know about my horrible problem!
by Jason Brown Bear January 13, 2008
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Plopping

A dance/walk that involves pivoting on one foot backwards then shifting weight to the other foot and continuing to walk backwards in a celebratory fashion.
Mike was totally plopping after he nailed that 3-point jumper.
by cstahoe April 30, 2008
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pooping

Peeping
On
Other
People
Man 1: This DnD game is so fun.
Man 3: *Loud Breathing*
Man 2:What was that?
Man 1: Michael, stop pooping!
by Doodle McDoodle May 12, 2008
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