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pinch off a loaf

Take a dump. Poop. Defecate. Drop a load. Cut the crap.
A: "ugh, I think I need to pinch off a loaf"

B: "what?! you need to chipoffolo?"

A: "NO DUDE!! I said: PINCH OFF A LOAF!"

B: "Oh (pause) what the hell?"
pinch off a loaf by Metso June 26, 2008
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pinch a loaf 

Used to describe taking a shit. Used more so to describe taking a dump where a BIG piece of shit is "pinched". The BIG piece of shit is the "loaf" as in a loaf of bread in terms of size. To pinch a loaf is to shit out a turd that is the size of a loaf of bread. Pinching a loaf usually involves extreme stretching of the anus and pain is involved in pinching the loaf.
"I feel a huge turd coming on so I have to go pinch a loaf."
pinch a loaf by KittyCatMan October 6, 2009

Pinch Off 

When you are taking a shit and the shit is dangling of your asshole and you squeeze your ass muscles to get the shit outta your asshole
Man i really had to Pinch Off that shit
Pinch Off by M2Jizzle January 4, 2009

Pinch the loaf 

One who is in a hurry to take shit, so they are forced to pinch it off, before they are finished. It usually leads to an uncomfortable feeling in someone's ass.
Man, my ass is killing me because I had to pinch the loaf while at that party.
Pinch the loaf by Ultimate Brad November 17, 2009

pinch a grumpy 

To drop a duce. Pinch a loaf. Take a dump. Go # 2. Take a shit etc.
I woke up this morning and had to pinch a grumpy.
I wouldnt go in there i just pinched a grumpy.
pinch a grumpy by justin jb December 30, 2007

Pinch Rocket

A small snap of weed to be taken in one lungfull.
Ey man you wanna do some pinch rockets?
Pinch Rocket by pinchrocket August 7, 2011