pinch my inch

something that a person with a small penis 1 incher might say to his bitch or hoe in order to receive a hand job but without looking like a twat.

Andy: Pinch my inch, bitch!
Andy's hoe: You're so funny, of course. I don't even care if you have a small cock!
Andy: Oh yeah!

by Veno-mous boy August 5, 2006

pinch off a loaf

Take a dump. Poop. Defecate. Drop a load. Cut the crap.

A: "ugh, I think I need to pinch off a loaf"

B: "what?! you need to chipoffolo?"

A: "NO DUDE!! I said: PINCH OFF A LOAF!"

B: "Oh (pause) what the hell?"

by Metso June 26, 2008

pinch a loaf

Used to describe taking a shit. Used more so to describe taking a dump where a BIG piece of shit is "pinched". The BIG piece of shit is the "loaf" as in a loaf of bread in terms of size. To pinch a loaf is to shit out a turd that is the size of a loaf of bread. Pinching a loaf usually involves extreme stretching of the anus and pain is involved in pinching the loaf.

"I feel a huge turd coming on so I have to go pinch a loaf."

by KittyCatMan October 6, 2009

Pinch Off

When you are taking a shit and the shit is dangling of your asshole and you squeeze your ass muscles to get the shit outta your asshole

Man i really had to Pinch Off that shit

by M2Jizzle January 4, 2009

Pinch the loaf

One who is in a hurry to take shit, so they are forced to pinch it off, before they are finished. It usually leads to an uncomfortable feeling in someone's ass.

Man, my ass is killing me because I had to pinch the loaf while at that party.

by Ultimate Brad November 17, 2009

pinch a grumpy

To drop a duce. Pinch a loaf. Take a dump. Go # 2. Take a shit etc.

I woke up this morning and had to pinch a grumpy.
I wouldnt go in there i just pinched a grumpy.

by justin jb December 30, 2007

Pinch Rocket

A small snap of weed to be taken in one lungfull.

Ey man you wanna do some pinch rockets?

by pinchrocket August 7, 2011