pilfer my iMac

What you should do after being so stupid you buy the crappy iMac from a computer store.

I pilfered my iMac with a 30-pound sledgehammer and I was feeling happy again.

by Assholes Inc. September 10, 2003

pilferguist

A spirit or entity much like a polterguist but with an insatiable impulse to pilfer,steal or take ones belongings;while at the same time harrasing the living subject with loud obtrusive and startling noises.1)Ghost that pilfers and annoys the living 2)Spirit on the ethereal plain that trancends to the physical to steal from and or cause havoc to the living.

A thief and antagonist in spirit form;A Pilferguist.1)One who pilfers 2)One who terrorizes in a ghostly manner.

by two ass's June 14, 2011

pilfy

a mealy texture, as in an over ripe apple or tomato

the pilfy tomato was the only sad element of the five guys burger

by lepetiterouge August 5, 2010

pilfer

Person that sits in a bathtub, farts, then bites at the bubbles

Chris's breath smells like shit because he's a pilfer.

by Anthony April 3, 2005

pilfer

To borrow; for an undetermined amount of time, without permission.

Sarah left her clothes at my house, and they fit me. When I moved I took them with me. I pilfered some way cool clothes.

by Floyd & Leaona October 26, 2007

Pilfer

To have sex with someone's father. The object of the "pilfering" would be the son or daughter who incurred the act, and any siblings who subsequently learned of it would be unintentionally "pilfered" as well.

Evan pilfered Jacob and showed us the pics. Jacob's dad is a top; who knew?

by Dadslammer12 August 8, 2009

Pilfer

Not a word.

Tim: Pilfer IS a word!
Me: No it's not.

by Shifty Chele Shock March 6, 2009