Dan and Phil

Dan and Phil are the extremely amazing YouTuber duo, Daniel Howell and Philip Lester. When you think of Dan, you think of Phil, and when you think of Phil, you think of Dan. There is no one without the other. They are the best YouTubers.

“Hey, do you watch Dan and Phil?” Person 1 asked.
“Fuck yea, I love them, they’re so cute and dating secretly!” Person 2 said.
“Don’t forget they’re amazing YouTubers.” Person 3 added.

by PansexualPhanatic January 23, 2019

dr. phil

The bald madman on daily TV whose idea of therapy involves yelling at those who seek his guidance. Was at one time Oprah's bitch, but he now has his own show and thinks he's too good for her sexy ass.

Whenever people ask me for advice, I simply apply what I've learned from Dr. Phil: I yell at them and tell them how stupid and lazy they are and how all of their problems are their fault.

by Oprah March 11, 2003

dr. phil

Guy who gets money for giving out COMMON SENSE to people.

Dr. Phil: We're going to put you in detox! And I just got payed for telling you something ANYONE could have done.

by Holly January 19, 2005

Farty Phil

A dirty old man on your course at college. He usually spends his time taking pictures of younger girls and farting when in the middle of lectures. He is usually referred to as "Pervert" or "Lollypop man". He loves the countryside and is still a virgin. People generally throw objects at him like Chips, Bottles and Oranges to name a few, and you usually get the reaction of " Do you think your clever, you Moron!"

To sum up Phil, he is a totally wierdo.

"Farty Phil will you stop taking pictures of me!"

Phil: "Do you think your clever, Moron?!"
Phil: " What yee looking at!?"

by Tristan Adamson February 1, 2009

philsexual

A sexuality in which one is only attracted to Phil Lester ( amazingphil )

Margret: "Jade, I know this guy Mark who sounds pretty great, you should hit him up!"
Jade: "Sorry Margret, i'm philsexual"
Margret: ...
Jade: *caresses posters of Phil Lester*

by kicktheem January 10, 2016

Phil Jonesed

someone is Phil Jonesed when a girl/guy makes them strip with the intention to have sex but then changes his/her mind and not have sex with them, resulting in them putting their clothes back on in failure and shame.

a reference to Manchester United player Phil Jones who took his shirt off in celebration before Sergio Aguero's late league winning goal during the 2011/2012 BPL season

john: did you get lucky with Sasha?

tom: no she came over, we made out then she stopped and left after i got naked

john: you got Phil Jonesed

by ThatDude1988 July 12, 2012

Phil Swift

When you and your girl are doing anal and instead of ejaculating you spray flex seal in her ass

Deborah: I haven't been able to shit since we did anal what happened?
Shane: Oh yeah I forgot I Phil Swifted you that night.

by FlexSwift May 30, 2019