1. In the bible: Despicable minions of hell; 2. Archetype associated with eveil, darkness falsely veiled in light, treachery; 3) An easy scapegoat for Richard; ALSO: 4) Animal common to Antarctic region.
by yomammas February 18, 2003
Get the Penguinmug. A sexual act wherein a male withdraws his penis from his sexual partner shortly before ejaculation; after showering his partner or himself with his semen, he then proceeds to arrange the ejaculate into a pattern like that of a young emperor penguin. Variations of the penguin include the king penguin, in which the semen is mixed with urine to produce the yellow markings of the act's namesake, and the macaroni penguin, in which the semen is mixed with uncooked pasta.
"I got this girl's number at the club last night, and I intend to perform a hot penguin on her later this week."
"I just gave myself a penguin."
"I just gave myself a penguin."
by El Penguino April 12, 2010
Get the Penguinmug. 1)A black&white bird that can`t fly cause` its overwieght and fluffy. Usually found in cold areas of the world.
2)A "pet name" for couples to show that they will be together forever(doubt that.)
2)A "pet name" for couples to show that they will be together forever(doubt that.)
Boy:"Did you know that when a Penguin has found it's mate, they stay together for the rest of their lives?"
Girl:"awww.. sniff* will you be my penguin?<3"
OMG! Mom! look at that fat ass Penguin eating the fishes!!
Girl:"awww.. sniff* will you be my penguin?<3"
OMG! Mom! look at that fat ass Penguin eating the fishes!!
by yadididigajig December 28, 2005
Get the Penguinmug. a really bad wingman. A wingman lacking the ability to "fly" and help out his fellow friends.
The ultimate tag of shame that can be place on any human being.
The ultimate tag of shame that can be place on any human being.
Guy 1: That girl is really hot! Plus, she is smart, funny and everything else in between. I would like to get to know her better.
Ryan: I'll help you out! I'll do whatever I can to make things work between you two.
Guy 1: Thanks Ryan. You are such a great friend. I just invited her to hang out with me tonight.
Ryan: Great. Well I'm going to invite her to do something completely different, and see if she chooses hanging out with you or me.
Guy 1: What the fuck! You are a goddamn penguin.
Ryan: I'll help you out! I'll do whatever I can to make things work between you two.
Guy 1: Thanks Ryan. You are such a great friend. I just invited her to hang out with me tonight.
Ryan: Great. Well I'm going to invite her to do something completely different, and see if she chooses hanging out with you or me.
Guy 1: What the fuck! You are a goddamn penguin.
by nottheownerofelka July 6, 2011
Get the Penguinmug. a hockey team that whines and moans about everything that goes against them, so much that finally the cowardly nhl gives in an institutes the 'penguins rule', a rule where every time a penguins player is touched the other team is whistled for a penalty.
by bobbbbo June 19, 2008
Get the penguinsmug. A code name to see if someone was actually drunk the night before. A word that is used for theses purposes. Many others have formed from this such as squirrel, turtle, etc...
"Hey Meredith, remember that conversation last night?"
"PENGUINS!"
"Wow, really thought you were gone, but I guess not!" :)
"PENGUINS!"
"Wow, really thought you were gone, but I guess not!" :)
by braceface:) February 2, 2009
Get the penguinsmug. Ugly / unappealing girls
Origin: we walked into a bar, looked around and there was nothing but ugly chicks. My buddy said, this looks like Antarctica- not even worth conquering!! Nothing but 'penguins' here man.
Origin: we walked into a bar, looked around and there was nothing but ugly chicks. My buddy said, this looks like Antarctica- not even worth conquering!! Nothing but 'penguins' here man.
by Long Kim Duong and Quoc Phan February 25, 2004
Get the penguinsmug.