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penrod

A huge penis. Something that girls strive to find in their lives and when found they latch onto and don't let go.
Some slut: I wanna suck you off
Me: *whips it out
Some Chick: HOLY SHIT A PENROD! MARRY ME!
Me: Just suck it.
by flipynif January 5, 2006
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jodido pero contento

Spanish for "fucked but content." Used when one is totally screwed but has come to terms with it.

Can also be abbreviated with the initials J.P.C., pronounced as the Spanish letters jota-pe-ce.
-Hey, Jerry, how are you for the final exam?
-Meh, jodido pero contento.
by Clockwork Sun June 29, 2008
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Caffe Pergolesi

A hot spot for hipsters. Affectionately called "pergs", "pergos", or "Doctor Millers". Usually inhabited by hippies and trendily dressed kids who ride bikes and are usually seen with a cigarette in hand, along with some form of tea, Italian soda, or coffee. Most of the teen population doesn't go to public school, either is Independent studies, homeschooled, charter school, or just isn't in the system for school. People spend hours sitting in this place feeling cool with their books, laptops, or newspapers, iPods blasting bands like the Blood Brothers, Animal Collective, Neutral Milk Hotel, Sheena, CocoRosie, and Blonde Redhead.
Everyone knows everyone, and everyone else is better than you.
Hey, after the show you want to coffee at Caffe Pergolesi? I hear *insert local band* is playing tonight.
by Emma Macy June 1, 2007
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Pedro

Pedro is name of a Brazilian Person most commonly some sort of Mapper or Coder.

They tend to have better English then people who’s English is there first language. They normally say big words that make you need to look up on the dictionary.
Pedro- You know it’s the Dunning-Kruger effect

Other person - The what sorry....
Perdro- surely you know what that means, it’s basic knowledge

Other person- ...
by No one ?? August 15, 2019
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Pedro

Pedro is the cutest and sexiest person you could ever meet.
Pedro is the finest person in the world
by UnKnOwN._. September 9, 2020
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neo stigmatic-post truamatic-stress induced-pedrocitis

like the common cold, except much less snezzy, slighty more sleazy, but results in death. every time

for the simple man to understand

new bodily marks, sores, or sensations of pain in locations corresponding to the crucifixion wounds of Jesus Christ, caused after stressful experiences that the person experiences as highly traumatic
Pedro: I have neo stigmatic-post truamatic-stress induced-pedrocitis
Doctor: No Shit
by Thaddeus Griffin January 7, 2007
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Pedro

Sexual move.
A man is having sex win a woman in the doggy style position. He fakes orgasm, pull his cock out of the woman's body and spits on her back, simulating ejaculation.
She then turns around thinking it's all over, and at that precise moment, the man comes on her face, in the region between the nose and the mouth, creating a mustache, i.e. the Pedro.
"Last night, I did the Pedro to some random girl I met at a bar."
by French Connection September 26, 2009
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