yannick pretzel

A yannick pretzel is a negitive kegel. Which would be the full loosening of the pelvic area, that would aide in the man not cumming as quickly.

(Kegel being an exercise designed to strengthen the muscles of the pelvic area which improves vaginal muscle tone,sexual response, and limits involuntary urine.)

Man: Can we use a condom so I don't jizz as fast?

Woman: Oh, don't worry. Before you are about to cum pinch me and i'll do the yannick pretzel.

by BonitaBunny December 9, 2009

beer and pretzels

1. A delicious food combination.
2. A Three Stooges short.
3. A song sung by the cast of Cheers on a Cheers episode.
4. An experimental rock/hardcore band from central Pennsylvania.

1. This movie would be much more enjoyable if we had some beer and pretzels.
3. Beer and Pretzels, that's our game!

by jonny kash April 25, 2006

Peetard

Noun. Person (usually teenage girl) who is obsessively in love with the character Peeta Mellark from the Hunger Games books and movies. Sometimes seen carrying posters that read "I love Peeniss."

Josh Hutcherson got mobbed by a band of Peetards.

by Harrylovesjeni June 22, 2012

Pretzel

A dry and pretentious person, a pretzel is used as a metaphor. This is because pretzel snacks have pretended to be the healthier alternative to potato chips for years, when in fact, then have more calories per gram. Pretzels are also dry and flavorless; this matches the description of a person perfectly. Furthermore, pretzels are usually salted; a salty person is usually unpleasant.

The captain of the football team is such a pretzel. He think he's king, but the only reason the talentless wretch got on the team is because the coach is his dad. And I suppose that's why he's captain, too.

by Yo Damn Face's What December 14, 2010

confirm and peezy

Slang for "confirm and pay". Used when customer reaches the final step during a purchase at www.sprint.com. Originally created by Roland T.

*Customer reaches confirm and pay*

Sales Agent "Confirm and Peezy!!"

*Order Complete*

by vincent napod May 23, 2007

Pretzel of Doom

Technically known as a pretzel infused with the powers of doom.

I.E. a pretzel of doom, what more do you want to know?

by housekeeping101 November 13, 2009

peetard

Someone who walks into a Peets coffee shop asking for a tall skinny frappucino with chocolate dinosaur shaped sprinkles.

Peetnik: Hi, welcome to peet's coffee, how can I help you?
Peetard: (on cell phone)I'll have a tall skinny frappucino
Peetnik: We don't carry frappucinos, but we have a similar ice blended drink called a freddo, would you like a medium with nonfat milk?
Peetard:(puts down cell phone) what!? no TALL, SKINNY,FRA-PPUU-CINOO! and i need extra chocolate sprinkles! --in dinosaur shapes!!
Peetnik: Sorry ma'am, you're not in starbucks, this is PEET'S Coffee and Tea, look around you.
Peetard: OH My god, i'm so retarded! i just walked to a corner and expected to be inside of a starbucks cause they are literally on every corner of this world, why is this here? i'm so confused,why am i here? the walls seem to be shrinking. Are they shrinking? why is there classical music? am i dying? things are too simple and pure here, i don't want to die. God,Why!!???!! i crave the sugar!

by ebolabobbet February 28, 2008