Pecker slap

To be slapped in the face with a erect, semi-erect, or soft penis often leaving a mushroom stamp or other shaped red mark on the face.

Aaron scrubbed his acne-covered forehead so hard, his dad told him it looked like he had been pecker slapped.

Jim was pissing me off at work so I pulled out my dick and pecker slapped his ass!

Miranda forgot my balls were sensitive when giving me head so I gave her a nice pecker slap on the cheek.

by Papathepotato November 13, 2016

pecker checker

A sort-of synonym for size queen, this is a chick who checks out dudes' packages like men check out tits. She's not always very subtle, either, and there are more of them than you think. She will befriend a male of average to less-than-average penis size, but she only dates/fucks well endowed men.

The girl I just talked to at school glanced more than once at my crotch- I think she's a pecker checker.

by SHOGGOTH_KING January 20, 2013

Pecker Toss

A sexual take on the classic childhood game of ring toss in which a moderately-proportioned rubber penis is placed in a an accesible location for all players who then attempt to toss colored rings onto said penis. A full game set can be purchased at CondomWorld, located in Boston, Mass.

"Girl, you look exhausted!"
"Yeah, girl, my roommate Morgan and I were up playing Pecker Toss until 4am."

by Alec Coyle August 6, 2008

Pecker Twist

The act of grabbing the penis by the head and twisting it till it looks like a deformed piece of Cock Meat/Twizzler looking object. This is done whilst laughing and dancing around a cake and bobbing or headbanging to heavy metal music preferably Marilyn Manson.

Last night I did the Pecker Twist, it was awsome I got to touch myself and eat cake all while getting a workout!!!

by Projekt-Extinktion June 25, 2010

pecker checker protector

the board between two urinals in a men's restroom

that dude was definitely gay,...thanks to the pecker checker protector,..he didn't look at my stuff!!

by ronplaisance November 30, 2011

pecker nugget

The piece of shit that hangs off of your penis after anal.

After I went mudding with the wife, there was a pecker nugget hanging from my meaty bits.

by Alcoholandass May 25, 2017

Pecker Prints

When someone asks to see or use your phone and they skank up your screen...

"Ewww, please wipe those pecker prints off my phone before you give it back."

by WillWordPower January 29, 2021