When a person is so drunk that they wet the bed at
night, after having hooked up with another person, thus accidentally peeing on the other person while
spooning. The
spooning creates a mystery as to who actually was the person who peed, leading to equal parts shame, awkwardness, and confusion.
John: "Dude, did you hear about what happened to Patrick last night?"
Chris: "No, man. What's up?"
John: "He blacked out, took this girl
home, and woke up in a total
pee spoon."