Parton

To publicly embarrass yourself on social media

Oh no, you’ve had a Parton there.

by Randy2412 April 29, 2019

Payton Barnett

Is a gorgeous and amazing person who everyone loves.

Omg is that “Payton Barnett”?
Yes it is, don’t you love her so much?
Yup!

by anonymous1763 July 5, 2021

pullman paxton

A phenomenon where by two people who don’t really look alike often get mistaken for one another, like Bill Pullman and Bill Paxton.

I called him ‘Chris’ but later remembered that his name is ‘Gary’. I totally Pullman Paxton’d that one.

by kyle adamo May 10, 2005

Patronize

To treat someone as inferior as a result of some sort of help they accepted from you and to feel you have right to teach, control, or check on them. Clearly not a noble behavior.

A:When will Teresa's parents stop patronize her, checking up on her every breath all the time?...
B:Probably never! You know..people like them will feel like that with their children forever..

by cooltrixie June 20, 2016

pattronize

verb; “to humor one’s Twilight-obsessed friends” who are all gaga over grungy-hunk, sensitive-vampire-dude Robert Pattinson.

"Do you really like Robert Pattinson?"
"No, but I have to pattronize Natalie"

by divine intervention. December 23, 2008

Payton

Payton is the greatest woman you’ll ever get to meet. She’s gorgeous, smart, and amazing. If you ever get the chance to meet a Payton, don’t let go of her, cause once she’s gone, she’s gone, and you’ll regret it. She’s one of the nicest people to be around, but if you hurt someone she loves, she’ll destroy you.

Dude, I fucking love Payton, like so much.

by Heyyoualreadyknowwhoiam August 23, 2018

dolly parton

A blonde, busty country music singer, songwriter and all-around American institution whose gargantuan bra size is surpassed only by her astounding musical talent. Has won a gazillion or so Grammys and has sold nearly as many records.

Hey, that's Dolly Parton singin' on the "Hee-Haw"

by MRT2 October 7, 2006