patent

A legal that inventors have to come up with so other people don't steal or wordgank/wordtheir inventions.

"I didn't get a patent on my "Scat-a-pult" and someone put one on the market already.

by meetoo September 6, 2003

patent leather

a leather that has been given a high gloss finish.

"I went with them to the market and they bought some patent leather shoes and a very nice black pair of lace-ups with silver shoelaces,"(Briscoe 98).

by morgann t March 27, 2007

Paedo Hands

When your hands are really wrinkely and dried out they are called paedo hands.

if your mate has really dried out hands you shout over to him and say 'Paedo hands' or just 'Paedo'. this will be taken as a joke and you can all have a laugh with the lads.
This should be used for a bit of banter only.

by bitofbanter99 April 10, 2010

paedonecrozoophilia

Someone who has an unhealthy liking and gains sexual gratification from dead baby animals

That dirty zoo keeper bastard's a right paedonecrozoophile

by Jono - Les Cimes November 6, 2003

patella

A fancy name for kneecap

Eddie smashed his patella into little peices, which then cut the skin around his knee to shreads.

by wowieeee January 6, 2005

Patecell

The most bad-ass unique last name in the world!

Hey do you know that Patecell chick?
The hippie chick?
Yea dude.
Her name is Starr right?
Yeah she's great!
Her last name is like two words in one. Pate Cell.
Whoaaa dudeman whooaaaaaaaa

by StarrFly1 March 17, 2010

paedopete

a paedophile named peter who owned a bedding company.
managing director of alf stewarts rape dungeon inc.

paedopete, loves little boys. feeds them ice cream, loves playing games.

by little ice cream eater boy September 25, 2013