boner parade

a cavalcade of attractive women (men if you are gay) that are considered to be very sexually arousing

I went down to the college laundromat today... It was a total boner parade!

I like going to hooters, always a boner parade.

by hanibal the jerk February 17, 2012

Dick Parade

Getting your fuck on ...all night long.

"Hey handsome, want to leave this bar and take me to the dick parade?"

by ChuckleBerryFin March 19, 2013

Easter Parade

The male inserts his erect Penis through 1 (or more if lucky enough) toasted and buttered hot cross buns. The partner then performs oral sex on the male whilst eating the hot cross buns.

My girlfriend performed an incredible Easter Parade on me last night and it wasn't even Easter!

by BtB74 March 13, 2022

Paranoid

The condition of believing you're being stalked/hunted/spied on by someone. These stalkers ALWAYS come into one of 4 categories:

1) The Corporation: e.g. Microsoft
2) The Government: e.g. The CIA
3) Independant Stalkers: e.g. Me
4) Aliens: e.g. erm.. Coneheads?

It can also mean that you think everyone in general is against you, or that your friends are talking about/plotting against you behind your back.

"Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get me!!"

by John Q Moron December 7, 2003

Popcorn Paranoia

Pertaining to theater employees. When an employee prematurely cleans the popcorn popper, then worries later on about running out of popcorn for the later showings of films and having to start up the popper, then clean it a second time at the end of the night.

Shawn: Whoa--what's wrong with Lauren?

Joel: She cleaned the popper and now thinks we'll have to start it to make more later and she doesn't want to clean it again.

Shawn: Sounds like a bad case of popcorn paranoia to me.
Lauren: OH GOD!!!

by snack_bloke August 29, 2009

The Black Parade

the most recent my chemical romace cd to hit stores...the black parade itself is about "the pacient" who's going through cancer and about to die and in gerard way's way of thinking, its when death comes to you in you most cherished memory and the pacient's most cherished memory is about his father taking him to see the marching band. being that it is the black parade, death comes to him as a parade. listen to the album, youll probably understand his story more

Welcome to the black parade

by silent_but_dandy October 29, 2006

rain on my parade

Having your good time quashed. Your bonfire being well and truly pissed on.

Friend1. "I just got laid!"
Friend2 "dude she is dead"

Friend1 " dont rain on my parade"

by Malificas May 17, 2014