meat packer

a male who rides their friend's dick not stop to gain his acceptance. A kiss ass friend.

Guy 1: Last night ol boy was riding all on wadshisnames dick.
Guy 2: I know I saw him he such a meat packer!

by Mistah.Izzo February 23, 2009

Packer Hand

A godly figure capable of building almost anything. Can fix most anything and gets no respect for it. Often very under appreciated and asked to do more than anyone.

Dude this shit is fubared we better get a packer hand to work on it.

by j hawk August 31, 2010

egg packer

A derogatory or joking term used by homosexuals that refers to heterosexuals, especially heterosexual men. Literally, it refers to the act of coitus where a penis pushes back a woman's ovaries, or eggs. The term mocks the connotation of a slang term for homosexuals, fudge packer. Egg packer is akin to breeder, also referring to heterosexuals.

Gay guy 1: Where do you think that hotty's off to?
Gay guy 2: Knowing our luck, I'd say to see his ho.
Gay guy 1: (Sigh) Silly egg packer. Will they ever learn?

by gndhs December 11, 2008

fudge packer

meaning they gay af. dey like it in dey booty hole

will is a gay fudge packer

by boilookinass May 17, 2018

mud packer

a mud packer is when 2 males engage in sexual intercourse
threw the anus. causing the shit to pack up in the anuses
causing constipation. in result causing both males to be mud packers

man i cant shit....eeewwww wat, your mud packer packed u!!!!

by janice4274 November 25, 2007

Fudge Packer

A guy that likes it in the anal hole etc. reid

Reid is such a fudge packer he loves it in his ass hole GAY

by ********21321312312312312312312312312************** June 28, 2007

corn packer

Derogatory term for a gay Iowan.

Steve King may be a corn packer, unclear.

by Iowa Bob September 25, 2010