penis 

What men play with or insert into women's cunts. Also used to have a piss. They come in all shapes and sizes.

"Dave fucked Samantha with his huge Penis and cummed all over her tits"

penis by Dave the Samantha fucker June 28, 2006

penis 

a hot dog wrapped in elbow skin

Girl: I finally figured out what a penis is!

Chick: It's about damn time...

Girl: Yeah! It's a hot-dog wrapped in elbow skin!!

Chick: *gag*

penis by MissEsquire January 31, 2010

Penis 

A tool used to make the women receive your seed. Is usually used to dispose of two different liquids. Usually urine or a white substance....maybe i'm giving out too much info. If you're a male and you're looking for the definition of "penis" you must be a schmale.

JC- "I have been a proud owner of a penis for over 13 years." :D

Penis by Jonathan Cervantes December 28, 2005

Penis 

Favorite kind of wand of Harry Potter.

Hermoine: Harry, can I touch your penis?

Harry: Sure, just be gentle with . Kiss it before you make a spell.

Penis by Sakka Makaka April 25, 2009

Penis 

Mine is pretty average sized, if not a little shorter

But unfortunately my friend’s penis is only about 1 inch long, or at least when he has a boner

Penis by V1nn7 February 7, 2021

penis 

a word that's fun to yell out at random moments.

Teacher: Can Anybody Give Me An Answer to yesterday's homework?

Student: PENIS!

penis by thegreatcornholio October 3, 2007

Penis 

the reproductive male organ with which you fuck

guy: yo last night i fucked this hot chick

guy's friend: oh did you fuck her with your penis?

guy: YEAH!

Penis by Jose Conseco April 18, 2006