A small town an hour and a half drive from Seattle usually driven thru by white families on their way to mt. Ranier full of wiggers, potheads and more racist white trash than you'd expect in a metropolitan state like Washington about 4 black kids in the entire school system and even fewer Asians considered a shithole by 90% of kids that live here
Full of kids that talk about fighting all day buy get into about one fight every two years, everyone here never seems to have money or pot and even when you get it it's about the only place in america where people will take your money and give you nothing back the reason for this is the fact that the kids buying bud usually have more money to spare from their flowing allowances they get from their parents that are too busy working at a job 20 miles away that they don't realize their child is a stoner
Full of kids that talk about fighting all day buy get into about one fight every two years, everyone here never seems to have money or pot and even when you get it it's about the only place in america where people will take your money and give you nothing back the reason for this is the fact that the kids buying bud usually have more money to spare from their flowing allowances they get from their parents that are too busy working at a job 20 miles away that they don't realize their child is a stoner
Me: damn how fuckin hard is it to get good weed around here
Friend: this is fucking orting there's no such thing as good bud
Me: yeah fuck this town
Friend: this is fucking orting there's no such thing as good bud
Me: yeah fuck this town
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Get the ortophon mug.Orthronic: A word used to substitute the incorrect usage of irony, ironic, ironical and ironically
Orth-i-ro-ny, noun, plural
Orth-o-ron•i•cal•ness, noun
Orth•ron•i•c, adjective
Orth•ron•i•cal, adjective
Orth-o-ron•i•cal•ly, adverb
Orthirony can occur when;
1. An outcome of events consistent to what was, or might have been, yet still contrary to what may have been expected.
This can also be described as an amazing or unexpected coincidence.
2. Events which are simply an unfortunate coincidence rather than ironic.
3. Events that are simply a fortunate yet unexpected coincidence rather than ironic
4. The use of words to convey a meaning that is the same as its literal meaning yet the literal choice of words counter the usually associated sarcastic or insincere context with unexpected sincerity.
Synonym: Amazing Coincidence, Unexpected coincidence
Antonym: Ironic.
Orth-i-ro-ny, noun, plural
Orth-o-ron•i•cal•ness, noun
Orth•ron•i•c, adjective
Orth•ron•i•cal, adjective
Orth-o-ron•i•cal•ly, adverb
Orthirony can occur when;
1. An outcome of events consistent to what was, or might have been, yet still contrary to what may have been expected.
This can also be described as an amazing or unexpected coincidence.
2. Events which are simply an unfortunate coincidence rather than ironic.
3. Events that are simply a fortunate yet unexpected coincidence rather than ironic
4. The use of words to convey a meaning that is the same as its literal meaning yet the literal choice of words counter the usually associated sarcastic or insincere context with unexpected sincerity.
Synonym: Amazing Coincidence, Unexpected coincidence
Antonym: Ironic.
1.
It was orthronic that Movie star xxx actually played the character of Himself in a movie about his life story
.
“I can’t believe this is the fourth time we’ve bumped into each other today, how orthronic”
“I can’t believe It’s raining in November, how orthronic”
2.
It was quite sad yet quite orthronic when the Rock group The Killer Bees where actually killed by killer Bees in their latest remote trip to Africa last year.(fictitious example)
It is orthronic that Sir Alec Guinness is best known for his work in George Lucas' Star Wars movies, even though he himself disliked them.
It was quite an orthirony that John the well known eye surgeon went blind in his old age.
3.
“Orthoronically, it was the best movie I’ve seen all year!”
4.
It was quite orthronic when John said “see you later” to his world travel customer, because this time he actually meant it.
It felt Orthoronically odd when Sam said “you’re my number one customer" to David because this time he was.
It was quite an orthirony when Peter said “have a nice day” to the officer because this time it was served without the usual sarcasm.
It was orthronic that Movie star xxx actually played the character of Himself in a movie about his life story
.
“I can’t believe this is the fourth time we’ve bumped into each other today, how orthronic”
“I can’t believe It’s raining in November, how orthronic”
2.
It was quite sad yet quite orthronic when the Rock group The Killer Bees where actually killed by killer Bees in their latest remote trip to Africa last year.(fictitious example)
It is orthronic that Sir Alec Guinness is best known for his work in George Lucas' Star Wars movies, even though he himself disliked them.
It was quite an orthirony that John the well known eye surgeon went blind in his old age.
3.
“Orthoronically, it was the best movie I’ve seen all year!”
4.
It was quite orthronic when John said “see you later” to his world travel customer, because this time he actually meant it.
It felt Orthoronically odd when Sam said “you’re my number one customer" to David because this time he was.
It was quite an orthirony when Peter said “have a nice day” to the officer because this time it was served without the usual sarcasm.
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