A medical condition characterized by exceptionally good hearing ability while they always mishear things.
Oto- ear, phonia - hearing.
Hearing only through ears, and not with brain.
Bob : okay, we'll go on Thursday then...
Alice: yeah, I'm also thirsty let's go somewhere.
Charlie: nobody mentioned thirsty, you go get your ears checked.
Alice : I got it done already it's better than yours.
Bob : oh you must have otophonia then...
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a manwill search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"