Oops doodie

When you think you are going to fart, but you actually shit your pants.

Dude, I think I just oops doodied.

by King Nothing May 3, 2004

Opposite Negro

A phrase, in which the speaker calls out "Opposite Negro Persons name GO!"

The person, then has a short period of time to shout out something which is the opposite of what a black person would stereotypically say or do.

Alex - "OPPOSITE NEGRO JAKE GO!"

Jake - "AAHHH OH GOD.. Err.. I DO NOT LIKE WATERMELON"

Jake - "OPPOSITE NEGRO ALEX GO GO GOOO!"

Alex - "I HAVE A DEGREE OR AN EQUIVALENT QUALIFICATION"

by juhache00 September 14, 2010

oopsy daisy

The sissy way of saying "oh shit"

-Dude, you just broke you're moms treasured chinese vase
-oopsy daisy

by poopsydaisies February 3, 2015

oops baby

A baby created when a woman tells a man she is using birth control, but she is not.

He'll be paying child support forever -- she had an oops baby six months after the divorce.

by Insect God February 15, 2009

oops I crapped my pants

adult diaper that promises to hold "a lot of dung" (as demonstrated in the tv commercial, when a gallon of iced tea was pored into the diaper to simulate the amount of feces it can hold).

by LN July 19, 2003

polar opposites

The complete opposite to one another.
- such as the polar points (North and South) are directly opposite each other on the earth's surface and do not meet or overlap at all.
- in chemistry, there is "polarity', which has to do with atomic structure. Water and oil do not mix because water is polar and oil is non-polar.

"The two men were twin brothers, but they were polar opposites."

by SengatheWarrior June 29, 2015

Opposite Day

A day where everything you say means the opposite of what it normally would. Kinda juvenile, but its fun too.

OMG It's opposite day, so I'm gay, Tony Blair is a fascinating and compelling leader, and my g/f is flat...

by theoneandonlyhazer July 23, 2005