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Onion Blizzard 

When you fart in a jar, seal it and discretely put it in your friends freezer for a surprise opening at a future unknown date.
I gave Evan the Onion Blizzard after he beat me in fantasy football. His sense of smell will be ruined forever.
Onion Blizzard by User56257 October 19, 2021

onion ass 

An ass SO amazing it brings a tear to you eye
Dude did you see that girl that works at Long Bottoms Coffee Co.? she has SUCH an onion ass that i cried the whole time i was in there!
onion ass by PersianDeity March 6, 2008

Onion News 

A news show that is funny, yet untruthful. A parody of an actual newscast. All news is fake, just based on popular culture. (pop-culture)
I saw an episode of Onion News yesterday on the computer. I laughed at what news they put up, for a second i thought that it was real.

That episode of Onion News was the best one yet, it had me SCREAMING!
Onion News by tha Cod God January 5, 2010

onion head 

Military term for a newbie or green troop. Refers to the pitiful cue ballish hair cut that new recruits get during basic training.
Get ready. We’re supposed to get in 6 new onion heads this week.
onion head by Trav September 27, 2004

Onion-Butt 

An Onion-Butt is ther perfect ass on a woman or man. The word Onion-Butt has said to make the grown man cry because it is so beautiful.
Damn, that girl got an Onion-Butt!!!
Onion-Butt by Steve Y October 19, 2005

Onion Booty 

A woman's ass that looks so good it makes you want to cry
Sugar tits over there has an onion booty
Onion Booty by DeMj February 5, 2005