Jagged Ape

Any member of a camping trip: Usually a male that takes part in ultra-redneck activities and remains drunk for the entire duration of the trip. These outings are generally short, 3 days at the most.
Did you see that fuckin Jagged Ape with the lawn tractor in the next camsite?
Ya, he was all shitfaced and drove it into the lake this morning.
by Todd Paquin March 01, 2008
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Hoon Jag

A noun and verb:
When someone dies while hot like Shannon Hoon. This term does not apply to someone who was once hot, got old or ugly, then dies. Only hotties who die while hot.

Hoon jagging (present tense)
Hoon jagged (past tense)
Hot chick#1: What bummer about Heath Ledger, that was a Hoon Jag.
or
Overdosing hottie to girlfriend: I think I'm Hoon Jagging!
Girlfreind to overdosing hottie: DON'T YOU HOON JAG ME!
or
Out of the loop Hot chick #1: What happened to Heath Ledger?
In the loop Hot chick #2:Oh he got Hoon Jagged.
by Emafer March 24, 2008
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jagged stone

“Did you hear that Jagged Stone recently married Josie (@dumptruckstation)?! I’m so happy for them”
by Josie Stone July 01, 2021
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jagged edge

Actually, contrary to what was stated, drug use is not frowned on at all. Jagged edge is all about freedom. do what you want, fuck what the others say.
by JxE September 04, 2006
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Jag glum

When the people of the Land Of Sweden forget something, SOMEONE has to feed a bird. It’s best explained as a ritual, and it’s not a good thing to glum doing it. If you’re alone in a room when you realise you forgot something, a lot of superstitious people write to for e.x the police saying ”Jag glum 💀” with a picture describing their feelings in the moment, for years of extra luck.
person 1: Hey Örjan, jag glum my keys.

person 2: Oh, go back and get them! I’ll feed the bird for you.

person 1: Thanks, Åke!
by ..fan jag glum vad jag heter February 12, 2022
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Jag-Queen

A complete idiot, usually a girl but can be a guy at times, that has no common sense for what he/she is doing and is a complete JAG and Anti Power Mover. He/She is also a cactus.
Guy 1- Did you see that girl, Zoe, today at school! I can't believe what she said!
Guy 2- Yep, what a Jag-Queen!!!
by The Power Mover May 25, 2014
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anal jag

When you're having anal sex and they shove it in you a bit too hard and for a split second it's so painful it gives you an "anal jag".
"Mike fucked my ass last night but it was so painful...at one point he gave me an anal jag!"
by fanyole23 January 14, 2019
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