ghetto oatmeal

A sexual act involving two girls and a guy. The girl proceeds to suck on the male's cock until she can't take it anymore and has to throw up. She then moves over to the other girl in the threesome and vomits into her vagina. From there, the man has to go down on that girl and eat out the warmed puke--the ghetto oatmeal.

Jane cooked up some ghetto oatmeal in her vaginal oven. Dick gobbles up every last drop of the syruppy excretion. Just like grandma used to make...

by OMGsickness May 2, 2006

the oatmeal code

A way for students to talk about drugs, sex, drinking and stuff by referring everything to oatmeal.

student1: then when I brought the oatmleal packet home, it was so badly wrapped half of it fell out!
student2: that sucks!
teacher: go to the principals office, I know the oatmeal code, I used it in high school.

by joe725 April 28, 2007

Oatmeal Booty

A female ass that is so nice you would eat oatmeal off of it. A qualifying oatmeal booty usually involves a smaller girl with a beautiful ass.

Damn, check out that oatmeal booty!

by wsucougar08 August 24, 2007

Oatmeal Creampie

The act of stuffing a womans vagina with warm oatmeal, having sex and ejaculating inside her, then eating the oatmeal and baby batter mixture as it oozes out of her.

Last night my girl asked me if i wanted an oatmeal creampie. I'll never look at a little debbie the same way again.

by sasquatch361 April 4, 2011

Oamaru

A stagnet, festering sleaze pit.

Girl 1"God, a girl can't even walk down the street without getting a drunken call from sleazy pigs these days!"
Girl 2"Ah, you must live in Oamaru."

by Tyrannasaurus Sex. May 5, 2009

Oatmeal

Adjective: Boring as oatmeal, somthing that is dull or plain

English class was so oatmeal today!

by Herdwig December 28, 2005

Oatmeal

When somebody passes gas this word is exclaimed suddenly to let everybody know that you just "made oatmeal".

Oatmeal!,o come on Darryl not again!, Hey guys just wanted to let you know that I just made oatmeal. Call the Quakers because I just made a lot of oatmeal!

by theoatmealman November 13, 2011