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Oak Valley Elementary School 

Oak Valley is a elementary school located in Deptford where the kids can't get more goodier. The school is the smallest out of all Deptford schools and its complete ass. The kids pick in their asses hoping to find something and tell their friends to smell it. They wipe their nasty and snot all over the bathroom stalls. They never get cleaned neither. Bugs and other shit can be found in the hallways and shit. You wouldn't want you child going here at all.
Friend: Hey i'm signing my kid up at Oak Valley Elementary School, hbu?
Me: I wouldn't do that if I were you. I wouldn't want my child getting snot on them from taking a shit in the bathroom.
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Oak-y Goodness 

Oak is such a great wood, it is full of goodness
That furniture is full of Oak-y goodness
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Oak grove middle school 

Basically it’s suburban Nd broke teachers mixed w pedo gym coaches, and petty bitches, annoying ass searches w k9 dogs at least once a month so it’s just ass.
Oak grove middle school example:

Boy- can I get ur snap

Girl- no I’m talking to someone

Boy- lmk when u done messin w that lame
Boy- literally j stalks you and snaps you 25/8

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Oak Park 

A suburb of Detroit, MI. It's a small city that is majority black, but has a very arge population of Orthodox Jews.
"Hey, where you from?"
"I'm from Oak Park..."
"Where the hell is that?"
"It's right outside of Detroit"
"OK, I got you"
Oak Park by Nelly Nell June 11, 2008

oak park unified district 

a shitty school district with shitty stuck up bitches. if you go here, you’re probably planning on moving out sometime or another because this place is a shithole. it’s so shitty it makes my nose fucking evaporate because it even smells like shit. its demographic consists of white kids with superiority complexes or stoners that always have a vape on them and smell like shit. avoid band kids at all costs. maybe the art kids too, but a lot of them are chill. the entire staff consists of blonde soccer moms that don’t give two shits about you and men that look like they should be on the next episode of dateline. if you go here fuck you you’re a piece of shit
“jesus fucking christ what is this place, it reeks of pure shit”
“i think it’s oak park unified district, also known as oak park unified shitstrict”

Oak Tree 

A person that has nothing but witty and sassy insults, often used with impeccable timing and nonchalance; i.e. a person who gives a lot of shade. This tree can extend to various other types of trees with excess foliage, ranging from Redwood trees (shade in groups) to Grandmother Willow (master queen of shade as seen in Disney's Pocahontas).
Carbquanda: Rihanna shouldn't cake cake cake cake cake cake on all that makeup, be lookin' like a clown.

Quicha: You's such an oak tree, girl.
Oak Tree by SerenaWilliams April 2, 2013

Oak Cliff Thugs

A gang in the oak cliff section of dallas tx. the abbreviation for the gang is o.c.t which is also abbreviation for the city of oak cliff texas. their enemies are the sureños, the bloods, goonside city and t.m.n (texas made niggas)
you see dem oak cliff thugs out the varrio? them boys be wide