nutter

A mentally unwell person. One who is crazy/pyschotic. It's a brain condition which is inherited and makes one act in irrational and insane ways.

People think im a nutter. I must take after my father.

by Rehmyer November 1, 2007

nutless wonder

A man who A)upon meeting a beautiful girl puts his nuts in a jar and gives them to her to put on her nightstand or ,B)loses his balls for lack of use.

A)Steve bought his girlfriend of 3 months a car. He is the king of the nutless wonders.
B)The boss is really pushing James around. Nutless wonder.

by Varnell August 7, 2006

Butt-Nutter

Something quite humorous and amusing.

"Man, these letters to Santa are real butt-nutters!" --Philip J. Fry, protagonist of Futurama.

by PacificJohnny May 9, 2005

nutmeg

In football (soccer), a nutmeg is where you pass the ball through an opponent's legs. This doesn't have to be the goal keeper.

I nutmegged him!

by Ian Chode March 4, 2004

BUS NUTTER

Mentally ill person who uses public transport.Can spoil your journey by talking to them self (loudly) or talking to you.Can be amusing, but laughing at them can make them angry.

Failure to repress those who laugh alone does not improve public transport.

by hugo February 12, 2004

nutella

a very delicious chocolate hazelnut spread, It is sex and an amazing orgasm put into a jar

John: Man,I love nutella so much...
Bill:who doesnt, it is the second best thing after sex

by Donthate123 January 13, 2013

nutted

To ejaculate very large quantity of semen.

"She told him not to come on her face, but he nutted ion her."

by Davd January 17, 2004