mayo mouth

extreme dry mouth reminiscent of someone eating macaroni salad with their mouth open. The mouth is so dry that a thick, white paste forms, often in the corners of the lips.

Since the winter started I've had an extreme case of mayo mouth.

by Mayomouthh8rz December 29, 2016

mayo head

A guy by the name of David Wesley Jackson

Yo, is that DW Jackson? What a mayo head!

by Therealdw May 7, 2023

ka-mayo

A creamy delicious mixture that contains mayonnaise and ketchup. a very special sauce best used with hot crunchy fries, better yet Macdonalds fries :P

I love dipping my friends in ka-mayo..MMMMM:P

May i dip my fry in your ka-mayo?

by shainerz April 22, 2011

lee mayo

A complete bullshitter, and compulsive liar.

"I had such a terrible childhood" said Harry
"Stop being a Lee Mayo" retorted James

by DerrickL9vwr69 March 4, 2023

mayo shower

When you cum all over a person

This is like a mayo shower

by The only pug July 16, 2021

Mayo soup

The act of female masturbation after a guy cums inside her

Apparentally Jenna wasn't done after we fucked so she started making mayo soup with herself.

by GGnoRE420swag November 16, 2015

Chucked the mayo

To ejaculate on to something

Oliver: Did I hear your grandson wanked onto his door?
Marge: Yes, and the handle's gone a bit stiff ever since Roger chucked the mayo at it

by Mischa July 6, 2017