Grandpa titties

When your nipples are looking old and wrinkly
Pass the lotion I have a major case of the grandpa titties right now!
by g.t.s35 May 31, 2019
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Grandpa Pants

When a man wears his pants high, like an old man. Sometimes, just above the navel, seen as high as the nipple line.
"Hey, check out old grandpa pants! His waistband is in his armpits." "Damn Scott, you rockin' them grandpa pants pretty high today!"
by fireninja83 June 21, 2016
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Grandpa Pants

When a man wears his pants high, like an old man. Sometimes, just above the navel, seen as high as the nipple line.
"Hey, check out old grandpa pants! His waistband is in his armpits." "Damn Scott, you rockin' them grandpa pants pretty high today!"
by fireninja83 June 21, 2016
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Grandpa tripper

Another name for wheelstops, tire stops, parking bumpers, parking stops, and dead men.
Keep an eye out for grandpa trippers if you walk through a parking lot.
by Jersey Jon May 19, 2021
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Grandpa Joke

A joke made by someone that isn't very funny, but you laugh to be polite. A cheesy attempt at humor. Jokes that your grandpa would make.
"What did one flea say to the other flea?" "I don't know, what did it say?" "Shall we walk or take the greyhound!" "That's such a grandpa joke."
by lehcarachel April 08, 2017
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Grandpa Driver

Any driver, elderly or not, who exhibits driving traits such as not driving at least the speed limit, stopping at railroad tracks, not turning right on red, driving the speed limit in the left lane of a highway, being unable to navigate a roundabout, or otherwise causing unnecessary delays for other drivers. However, it is debatable if a Grandpa Driver is worse than a Dick Driver.
I was late to work today because some Grandpa Driver went 20 in a 45 for five miles.
by Isaristh November 06, 2013
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