naked homeless guy

A homeless guy who is naked.

I did a good thing today.

I took a picture of this naked homeless guy on the train, and I was totally going to submit it to Subway Douchery, but then I thought about it, and, like, what if that was me? So, you know, I did the hero thing. I deleted the picture from my phone.

But sometimes I think I'll never be able to delete the sorrow from my heart.

by Stu Jones March 17, 2013

The Naked Man

The act of after walking a girl back to her place asking her if you can use the bathroom and when she leaves the room stripping naked and hoping that through just plain simpathy she will sleep with you. works 2 out of 3 times.

I used the naked man the other night.

by Buckleboy December 15, 2008

Naked Man

The Naked Man is where one takes advantage of a distraction in order to shed their clothing and surprise their date with nakedness in the hope of receiving sex by means of humor, pity or sheer spontaneity.

You go to a Blind Date which turns out to be a disaster. Then you make an excuse of yourself in order to enter your dates apartment. When the date being out of the room simply strip down, and you are good to go.
The Naked Man works 2 out of 3 times.

by jesp045b January 4, 2011

naked cop

undercover cop

"Hey Joe, I'm thinking of buying that girl a drink".

"Dude don't, she's a naked cop."

by billybeauty4 April 3, 2009

naked status

A status on Facebok that no one likes or comments on, occasionally leaving the person sad and on the verge of suicide

Tim: Did you see how i got a new computer?
Dave: Yeah i did, wasn't it that naked status?
Tim: Don't remind me!

by aza333 June 29, 2011

Naked Log

A turd that has been left in an un-flushed toilet with no accompanying toilet paper.

I was at my sister's house and went to take a piss and saw a naked log left by one of her kids. I told her but, in typical fashion, she just blamed it on someone else's kid.

by punchodex October 31, 2011

naked resignation

For one to quit his current job before getting the next one.

A: "I quit my shitty job yesterday."
B: "oh, you got another one?"
A: "Nope, it was a naked resignation."
B: "Man, you got balls!"

by beat me with a stick August 16, 2016