National No Homo Day

This day will take place Saturday, October 26, 2019. This grants anyone participate in homosexual acts with their homies and not be required to say no homo.

Alex: Sean it’s National no homo day, you already what we’re doing!
Sean: Yo bro let’s have gay sex!!!
Alex: *moan*

by Guy in need of coochie October 26, 2019

National Rape Day

This is not a pass to violate someone you fucking degenerate. If you think this is real you can go fuck yourself.

Fuckface 1: Hey there! It’s National Rape Day!
Me: No, and for that. You can go die.

by poobis mcgoobis April 11, 2021

national dick pic day

Happens December 2 it's when u take a picture of your dick and send it to the person who sent u this if your brave enough

National Dick pic day means taking a picture of your dick

by Yummdickpicalex November 18, 2017

Warren National "University"

A diploma mill shut down by the State of Wyoming in 2009. Formerly known as Kennedy Western "university" of California, Hawaii, Wyoming, and Idaho.

I went through the drive through window and got a PhD from Warren National "University"

by Jimbob44 April 6, 2009

NATIONAL BOY BESTFRIEND DAY

National Boy Bestfriend day is on November 19th, go appreciate your boy bestfriends and hang out with them more.

Boy bestfriend: why are you hanging out with me so much today?
You: because it’s National Boy Bestfriend day :)

by BESTFRIEND DAYS October 24, 2019

national dick sucking day

on april 12 you can suck as much dick as you'd like, national dick sucking day is THE day for for all the hos to embrace their inner ho

ho one: "bitch i sucked 9 dicks today"

ho two "i sucked 11, i feel like a bad person"

ho one "it's okay it's national dick sucking day"

by yrfavho April 11, 2017

National Hoe Day

June 14th marks National Hoe Day. This is dedicated to all the hoes out there. PSA: THE BIGGER THE HOOP THE BIGGER THE HOE! Wear the biggest hoops you got.

“Hey, did you know today is National Hoe Day”
“Yeah, I’m wearing my biggest hoops!”

by linglingg June 16, 2018