Marthin

Marthin is a name variation of martin, it's very rare to meet a person with a name Marthin with an "h" inside the name.

Jojo: Hey do you know martin?
Marthin: I hate you.

by Sir Marthinnes IX March 22, 2023

Crusty Martha

As in Martha Stewart. A solo sex act that occurs at someone's house other than yours. When they aren't looking, you masturbate and then wipe your seed in their drapes.

While Jennifer was in the bathroom, I pulled a Crusty Martha on her new living room drapes.

by Tron Bobcat February 26, 2010

big martha

“Big Martha” is a noun/name for a pussy/vagina

“i’m bout to play with big martha”

“ ‘ UGH’ i haven’t been able to play with big martha because my cousin has been staying in my house for two weeks!”

“ ‘what are you doing?‘ ; ‘ playing with big martha,i’ll text you back later’ “

by pickle girl July 1, 2023

Memory-Lane Martha

Definition: Someone who lives in the past and constantly brings up the past as an excuse for their behavior, usually justified but annoying

I dont know what you're talking about Memory-lane Martha but its whatever, always bringing up the past.

by GQ_STATE_OF_MIND December 16, 2018

martha's vineyard

The act of filling one's anal cavity to capacity with grapes.

Jerry just gave himself a full Martha's Vineyard

by Five Seventeen August 28, 2016

the full Martha

Term to describe a male as gay.
The Martha refers to Martha Stewart.....homekeeping and craftiness in a male!

Hey, is Richie the full Martha???? His apartment is fabulous!!!!

by kenpk November 9, 2006

Merthyr defence, The

A legal defence to accusations of theft, popular in the somewhat down-at-heel South Wales Valleys town.
The defence consists of 'It wasn't nailed down, your honour.'

'I drank one of Rob's bottles of wine. I intend to use the Merthyr defence - wasn't nailed down, was it?

by The Moai April 11, 2005