An intoxicating drug that resembles salt and pepper. It is made from the leaves of the Phrum Tree.

It can be consumed in a vast variety of ways left to the imagination.
I had way to much murph last night
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When you murder all the members of a gun range for the soul purpose of free lodging and range time.
by J0hnny_h0pkins July 1, 2017
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To vomit/ throw up after partying and having no recall about such events unless reminded by a friend.
Dammit Aidan you just murphed in the floor . Another example could be Lainey did you just murph in the bathroom
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An adult that behaves like an adolescent. Living out his fantasies in public while making a complete ass of his/her self. A true dolt, likable but will bore you with flat earth theories and anti vaccine propaganda.
Take that damn helmet off Murph, stop acting like an idiot.
by EagleEyed April 22, 2021
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Murph- A stupid person who cannot read
Wow your a Murph
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a scale for telling just how 'blank' something is. the scale CAN NOT be exceeded
On the Murph scale of 1 to awesome, that was awesome

On the Murph scale of 1 to bad, that was a 1
by The Brickmeister December 17, 2009
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a sick fucking kid from nogzy
lad tha ant murph is gang
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