When your non-thong underwear gets in your buttcrack by itself. Like a wedgie except nobody gives it to you, it just happens.
by Supertwicken December 10, 2021
To vomit/ throw up after partying and having no recall about such events unless reminded by a friend.
Dammit Aidan you just murphed in the floor . Another example could be Lainey did you just murph in the bathroom
by thealberto September 16, 2018
Look at that Murph he's so sexy.
by ChristineM6969 March 09, 2018
See also: Doucher, Tool, Brick
An adult that behaves like an adolescent. Living out his fantasies in public while making a complete ass of his/her self. A true dolt, likable but will bore you with flat earth theories and anti vaccine propaganda.
An adult that behaves like an adolescent. Living out his fantasies in public while making a complete ass of his/her self. A true dolt, likable but will bore you with flat earth theories and anti vaccine propaganda.
by EagleEyed April 22, 2021
Wow your a Murph
by yayayayayayyayayayayayyaa July 11, 2022
The Law that states Murph is the baddest middle aged baller in the land. No one hunts down tackles like Murph. No one posts to the ‘gram and Twitter like Murph. No one honks it louder than Murph. It’s Murph’s world, we just live here.
He be ballin, yo. Damn straight, it’s Murph. You kno he be ballin, been dat way since the eighth grade. It’s Murphs Law, he got the drip too.
by EagleEyed April 27, 2021
by Hunter_Murphy the homosexual November 23, 2022