cunt mullet

A term describing an unkempt female pubis.

Heather was a girl with a glorious mane of red hair, but I always wondered if the carpets matched the drapes. Imagine my satisfaction when she removed her panties to reveal a bright orange cunt mullet.

by Enrique Suarez September 5, 2008

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mullet

A hairstyle: the front is cut trim, but the back is left long and wild.

Can only be pulled off by people with the confidence to be anachronistic. It keeps the hair out of your eyes, but you can still head-bang and enjoy the freedom of long hair.

It's fucking awesome. I don't even care if you fags (see: sp) don't like it, or if you ignorantly associate it with "rednecks," because I'm gonna wear my hair the way I want to.

Mr. Turner from Boy Meets World had a mullet. He was a cool guy.

by hiddenattacker November 26, 2009

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ass mullet

A long group of hair protraying a mullet that is protruding from ones ass

Chris is a poop stabber who likes it when his men have ass mullets

by byrd June 16, 2004

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Mullet Fish

A fish with a mullet and tn's that will staunch you to death

Guy 1: How does that mullet fish have a new girl already?
Guy 2: His mullet and tn's get all the fish in the sea

by Toby.H May 4, 2017

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Nouveau Mullet

A term of reference used by the already muletted to describe people who had the audacity to grow a mullet by actually working for it rather than by patronage and inheritance.

One could argue that the only validity of the derogatory moniker is for those who have more mullet than class - but then that could be said of the more traditional mulleted.

"This here waffle house is full of nouveau mullet!"

by John Zorn February 12, 2009

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