mullet

A hairstyle: the front is cut trim, but the back is left long and wild.

Can only be pulled off by people with the confidence to be anachronistic. It keeps the hair out of your eyes, but you can still head-bang and enjoy the freedom of long hair.

It's fucking awesome. I don't even care if you fags (see: sp) don't like it, or if you ignorantly associate it with "rednecks," because I'm gonna wear my hair the way I want to.

Mr. Turner from Boy Meets World had a mullet. He was a cool guy.

by hiddenattacker November 26, 2009

ass mullet

A long group of hair protraying a mullet that is protruding from ones ass

Chris is a poop stabber who likes it when his men have ass mullets

by byrd June 16, 2004

Mullet Fish

A fish with a mullet and tn's that will staunch you to death

Guy 1: How does that mullet fish have a new girl already?
Guy 2: His mullet and tn's get all the fish in the sea

by Toby.H May 4, 2017

Nouveau Mullet

A term of reference used by the already muletted to describe people who had the audacity to grow a mullet by actually working for it rather than by patronage and inheritance.

One could argue that the only validity of the derogatory moniker is for those who have more mullet than class - but then that could be said of the more traditional mulleted.

"This here waffle house is full of nouveau mullet!"

by John Zorn February 12, 2009

southern mullet

Pubic hair that is long in the back, towards the asscrack, and short in the front.

Lick my southern mullet.

by grandpoopba69 August 12, 2003

mullet hunter

one who searches county fairs, bowling alleys, and several hoosier states (i'm using hoosier as an adjective) for people with mullets.

at camp, my friends and i have a scoring system for mullet hunting.

by jdunmer1018 March 9, 2005

mulletville

Originally a nickname for Hamilton, Ontario, Canada; A city or town that has a higher than normal rate of mullets per capita. This is presumably caused by the complete lack of self worth by the individuals who live in these places. High rate of white trash. Usually must imply a real dump of a place as well.

Examples of Mulletvilles in fiction: Trailer Park Boys, Sunnyvale Park

Examples of actual Mulletvilles: Hamilton Ontario Canada

"When rolling into Hamilton, one can see and smell the heavy factory air, flaming, smoking stacks erected from mills that devirginize the lakeview, followed by a non-stop supply of grimy, drug addicted, unstable, ugly, miserable, ignorant people that populate this low life metropolis. Much of the regular population blend in well with the homeless who walk next to them. The better dressed usually choose a wardrobe inspired by Trailer Park Boys or Eminem. The corpses of businesses that died lay lifeless on the sides of the main roads. That is when the driver turns to you and says "Welcome to Mulletville pal. And your heart sinks."

by stuckinmulletville May 4, 2008