Muffingasm

When the mention of a muffin is so strong, it becomes orgasm-inducing.

Terri had a muffingasm after Jack got a muffin from downstairs.

by TuskyMC March 15, 2015

Buffering Balls

Blue balls as the result of your slow internet connection while watching porn and masturbating.

Damn, I lost my wifi last night and I got the worst case of buffering balls.

by joemanshowman September 3, 2015

Duffering

The act of introducing a lovable character in a tv show/movie/book etc. Only for them to be killed off in the same season/film

God I hate it when shows start duffering all my fave characters l

by Top_shagger69 July 13, 2022

sweater-muffing

The female equivalent to shirt-cocking, where a woman wears only a sweater, often post-coitus, but nothing else. Unlike "shirt-muffing" where the female subject may intend to dress provocatively in order arouse men, a sweater-muffing individual hopes no one will see her and uses only a sweater usually because it is easier than putting on normal clothes or because she is cold.

Sweater-muffing is common when performing quick rudimentary tasks after intercourse such as running to the kitchen to get some juice or checking one's email.

Charlie: I just saw our neighbour sweater-muffing it in the kitchen.
Jon: Wow at 3pm?
Charlie: Yeah, she was getting some juice.
Jon: You need a job dude.

by cabern November 1, 2011

muffing

To smell like one hasn't washed for a few months.

Phooh, she's / he's absolutely muffing !

by Muffindamule October 1, 2006

Muffing

The act of performing oral sex on a woman who doesn't shave her pubic hair. Originated from the town of Muff, in Ireland.

"So what'd you get up to over the weekend?"

"Oh, nothin' much. Just a lie in, and a bit of muffing the wife

by Spoovo August 25, 2015

Buffering

The random pauses or forgetfulness in conversations that make you wait for details that aren't important anyway...

(Girl) "So the other day... I... uh... wait what was I saying?"
(Guy) "Buffering..."
(Girl) "SHUT UP! oh yeah I had like 6 cheeseburgers. I'm sooooo fat!"
(Guy) -Walking away- "What a dumb bitch..."

by truefortyfive July 30, 2012