Mizzou

A slang term for failure.

1. I couldn't get into DeVry so I went to Mizzou
2. Mizzou didn't even make the NIT
3. I can't spell Missouri so I'll just write Mizzou
4. I go to Mizzou, I am impotent.
5. My mom is my sister, I must go to Mizzou

by RainmanKC August 26, 2006

mizzou

A slang term for Missouri University, who has arguably the most underachieving athletic program in the Big 12 and in the country

Remember the time we named mizzou arena after someone who cheated through college

Mizzou was an NIT bubble team

by ooby April 6, 2007

mozzy sticks

A shortened and cooler version of pronouncing mozzarella Sticks.

Person 1: Yo those elongated pieces of battered or breaded mozzarella are the shit!
Person 2: You mean Mozzy Sticks?
Person 1: that's dope fam.

by TheTri-Pod August 14, 2017

Mozzletoff

1. A name given to someone when one has mozzled someone's toff, in plain words, when someone has sexual relations with a Jew, but ONLY while being intoxicated. This certain situation involves anal intercourse and the Jew deficating on the mozzler's chest.

1. "Lastnight I drank WAY too much at a party and this morning I woke up a Mozzletoff. I hate Wodka. My chest is still brown."

2. "Fill up my cup, MOZZLETOFF!"

by MozzleToff Expert USA July 26, 2009

Mizzou

Short for the University of Missouri, a mid-major school with mediocre sports programs.

Mizzou lost in the first round of the NIT tournament.

by Gern October 27, 2004

Monzo

A rich London twat giving a blow job

Pay for dinner and I'll monzo you

by Monzo king September 27, 2019

Monzo

A very white irish man with a huge dick that dangles when he plays hockey.

Damn did you see Monzo?

by fawty June 3, 2014