molester mustache

a rail-thin mustache; usually on 26-45 year-old sex offenders who have finished puberty but by the looks of their 'stache, you would think that they just began puberty. they do not have to be sex offenders, but those who are not guilty of the crime tend to shave it off at the sight of the thinness above their lip

Person A: "Hey, look at that guy's mustache. He's old, but it's growing in a 13-year old's would."

Person B: "That pervert has a molester mustache"

by Pimp Turtles May 27, 2007

modest

Not narcissistic or full of yourself. Humble.

Of clothing: not revealing. Covered up.

- "Me? A great artist? No, I can't accept that title."
- "But you are! You don't have to be so modest."

- "I'm looking for a more modest dress."
- "What's modest?"
- "You know- long skirt, high neckline, long sleeves. Nothing that shows off my breasts or my thighs."
- "I've never seen anything like that."
- "Forget it!"

by Lorelili April 7, 2005

modesty

Modesty is the art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of it.

His modesty is always on show
- "Coolness, ah yes, erm, well i think i had some, a while ago."

by Frogger Jones October 3, 2006

molester stache

A gnarly, unkept moustache typically sported by child molesters, hillbillies, and convicted fellons.

The camp counselor sporting the molester stache was not introduced to the parents on orientation day, for fear that they would object to his being near their children.

by TimmyVD April 30, 2007

molesté

A situational manipulation of a complicated & creepy nature. A Rube Goldbergian system designed to put the layman at an extreme disadvantage.

A scam whose totality is perceived incompletely by the "mark".

The cause of many heebeegeebees.

"I wanted to buy one of those foreclosed houses but there was too much molesté to get thru the deal."

A chess move that amplifies the impending damage to the opposing player. "That was some serious molesté right there."

The sense that your are in or near a trap. "There's way too much molesté down that dark alley, i'll take the long way."

by metaball August 15, 2009

Molest

assault or abuse (a person, especially a woman or child) sexually.

Molest~To sit next to a 7 year old girls bed and start grabbing at her chest and touching her in places without permission.

by Sunnydill January 7, 2017

fake modesty

when people try to be modest and say they're not gonna do something well. and then they kick ass at it and won't accept compliments and continue to bash themselves.

Asian Guy: I can't really play this piece very well...
proceeds to play piece really well
Other Guy: Dude that was great!
Asian Guy: No it wasn't.
Other Guy: Your fake modesty annoys me. Shut up and take the compliment like a man.

by seans December 24, 2007