mudsturbating

The act of masturbating and taking a shit at the same time.

When Joe was mudsturbating he shot his load and dropped a load at the same time.

by jimmybomm May 24, 2022

Extreme masterbating

When you have jerked it so long that it wil pop a boner for the rest of your life.

My dad did a ''Extreme masterbating'' yesterday

by WKalas December 29, 2016

Masturboating

The act of motorboating oneself using one's hands.

I caught that girl masturboating herself last night at the club.

by Snugglefluffkins November 10, 2009

Motorbating

Motorboating your penis until you ejaculate on a woman's breasts.

Did you see that video of the president motorbating Oprah?

by GBID December 10, 2011

masturbating

to MB with all your might. MB is a slang term for masturbating. masturbating means to seize the penis and to move it around according to your own comfort level. it forms a somewhat meaningful sensation.

"Billie Joe Armstrong, do you want me to get your bedpan?"
"No, sorry I'm busy masturbating."
"So then have you seen our wedding ring?"
"I think it dropped in my pants while I was masturbating at our Green Day concert."

by Jakob Armstrong April 19, 2006

Monsterbating

When someone jerks off to pics of monsters, mostly erotic monster pics.

Fred: Hey, wanna go to a party later?
Jonh: No, man, im gonna stay home and I'll be "Monsterbating" all night

by realestguyintheroom November 1, 2011

masturbating

To pleasure ones self with petroleum jelly heated from a microwave. 30 seconds no more no less.

After D-love takes his lubricating oil from the microwave he begins masturbating with the door open and then places the spent paper towell in a bag hung on his door knob.

by Johny Hero December 14, 2008