mort

to get your cock sucked while you're shitting, and she's shitting on the floor too.

Dayum girl you look real good at morting, let's head home to the porcelain throne and you can show me your skills

by MrMort6969 January 30, 2025

Mort

Probably the ugliest name/dude in the history of this world. This kid gets absolutely no play at all especially after his ex girlfriend dumped his lazy and pathetic ass. If ur name is mort u go out every weekend trying to get box and fail tremendously. U definitely also pee ur pants after a rough night.

Guy 1: you know mort?
Guy 2: ya he’s a pussy

by Not Matt mort February 24, 2025

mort

big troublemaker, replica of bart simpson but more troublesome.

my classmates are such big morts.

by morting March 14, 2025

Mort

A really weird name for a girl. Not very common but have heard it. Boys use it

I’m chatting to another mort

by Sillychicken2.0 August 19, 2023

mort

the Johnson's cat

our cat mort is so cute!

by maddyj0417 May 12, 2021

Bazz mort

Bazz mort. A 6,2ft millfield local who made the news for surviving a bomb threat

“Hey bro that’s bazz mort over there!!!”

“Yeah man he was on nbn news”

by Bigmanting1997 March 26, 2025

Chao shuriken morte

What you say when the police dribble you into and out of the gulags for entertainment and torture you Les invasion de incompetant

Chao shuriken morte is a endless cycle that's caused by Homewood health center Canada building a Jewish ghetto downtown Guelph Ontario

by Cody5050 January 28, 2022