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Mort

Is a term used for someone incredibly dumb who lacks life skills. They have a constant look of idiocy on their face and they may also look punchable since you spend most of your time trying to get them to understand you!

If you like repeating yourself speak to a mort. If you like loosing brain cells speak to a mort.
I had asked luca to bring the washing in so it didn’t get wet but instead he watered it with the hose and explained it needed a further rinse.. luca is such a mort, doesn’t do anything right.
by Anna wise January 29, 2022
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a sexual kink where you suck the living shit out of a tongue
Yeah man I'm into morting, that shii is HOT
by mama mort March 13, 2022
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A bowl of finger nail clippings
Mort get out of da way
by I know allll October 5, 2021
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An omelette/shark drowned in mustard/foot fettish/squirell rat/icon/lemur
Man i cant wait to boil my mort tonight

Damn mort should be a stripper
by VeryMuchCorrectHuman October 8, 2021
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The Act of Cumming inside Someone dressed as King julian while doing an "oh king julian" mort impression
He Morted at the sound of her saying, "Move it Move it"
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our cat mort is so cute!
by maddyj0417 May 12, 2021
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by TherminatorTheThotSlayr June 2, 2021
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