Mozzarella Stick

Basically, its when you have a cheeky wank at home before you go and meet a girl. When you ejaculate you collect the semen in your foreskin and leave it to set and age like a fine cheese. You then court the girl until she is ready to give you oral sex. When she does so she will get a mouthful of your man made cheese.

Ant: Ellen gave me a blowjob last night
Pat: You should have given her a Mozzarella Stick my dude.

by WillyH June 6, 2017

Monarch

A dark overlord who oversees every mistake humanity has ever made. Most evil people are described as Monarch to spread fear.

Look at boss. He is a "Monarch"

by Idilioruckus February 10, 2018

Mozart laugh

a ridiculously high-pitched laugh seen in the movie Amadeus, performed by the actor that played Mozart; the funniest laugh in the world

Jennifer has such a Mozart laugh.

by floridiantoast September 27, 2010

Monarch

- A legend...
- A person with an unlimited supply of sex appeal and he rivals the likes of Mang Kanor, James Deen, and Ron Jeremy.

- A character who would buy a new car for a free air filter
- He is also known for being irresistible to the chinese ladies
- Name-droppers used Monarch to extort expensive gift from their partners

BF: honey, buy me the new Steph Curry shoes. Monarch has one....
GF: sure (no questions asked)

by Tikisude July 11, 2016

Mozart in D Major

A Donkey Punch followed by a double ear slap, leaving the victim temporarily deaf

Last night, I gave Maria a Mozart in D Major while yelling 'Get Some!' I think that might have been my best symphony to date.

by ddavis86 August 16, 2010

Mad Mozzarella

noun

1) Money or crazy chedda

Matt: Yo yo! I’m goin to tizzy to scroltch some go-go juice, full throttle. If you want me to snag you some 12 oz curls you gotta gimme that mad mozzarella.

by A. Quick December 9, 2008

mozzarella slap

When one is eating a slice of cheese pizza and the cheese suddenly slaps you in the face.

Tiffany has cheese on her face from that mozzarella slap!

by xtremegirls August 3, 2011