Metard

Someone who, despite all experience and evidence, believes, a digital world will end all problems and is willing to give all of his energy and money to start a new virtual life, following nothing but yet again another over-hyped product.

How are you, Peter? Peter? Are you there?
- Sorry, I haven't seen him for days, he is in his room with is goggles nad headphones on, meeting some people I don't know. Hope he will go to work again soon. He's such a Metard.

by tmkdoom February 17, 2022

Mortard

An individual who consists of being half moron, and half retard.

Alex: everyone in Iraq is sheia

Me: are you a fucking mortard

by V01D_YT June 14, 2022

Mortardom

Getting hurt for believing in installing perfect tile grout.

Dude, he bled out fixing his tiling! Let his mortardom be an example of how he took his grout replacement so seriously!

by JohnnyW December 27, 2022

Motard

Somebody who drives a muscle car in an obnoxious and/or illegal fashion. Derived from mopar and retard.

I got pulled over for driving my Challenger like a motard.

by Klaipeda February 11, 2023

Mogtard

A person with down syndrome that is good looking.

can also be used as response to Mogging claims.

Person1: "You are a mid"

Person2: "Nah, I'm a mogger"

Person1: "yeah a mogtard"

by Korsfare April 4, 2025

Moptard

A less offensive way of saying you are stupid.

Micah: Hey, I failed my permit test.

Nathan: You absolute Moptard!

If you drop out of school, you are considered a Moptard.

by ImVenom April 25, 2025

mortardical

A word meaning magically past the stupidness of retarded or moron (moron+retarted+magical)

The driver was being mortardical.

by B.Laces May 23, 2025