minionism

The act of prostituting one's self by joining rallies and/or demonstrations for causes one does not necessarily believe in.

It's sad how minionism has replaced patriotism.

by Galileo67 October 17, 2015

minion rick

A rick that has evolved past science and has become a minion.

My minion rick escaped from my rape dungeon

by no u92687 September 21, 2017

Mitochondria

The powerhouse of the cell.

Kid: Mrs. Falafel, I don't know how to do my math homework.
Teacher: Worry not. The Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

by pineappleleaf458 June 7, 2018

Matios

A person who typically talks non-sense and has a very eager gambling addiction.

Person 1- Did you catch up with Matios yesterday?

Person 2- We went to the pub and he couldnt stay away from the pokies. And lets not forget he almost got punched for bad mouthing a bouncer.

by TheRealGee June 11, 2018

Minionology

The study of the religion based on the most powerful beings to ever exist since the dawn of time.
The only meaningful, true religion.

"Minionology, it's called religion look it up".

by cockgoblin696969696 October 31, 2018

Minion Mans

A super hot chad in a video on PornHub called “minion sex” wearing an oversized Despicable Me minion costume who slaps his massive cock on a girls ass and proceeds to ram cooch for approximately 36 seconds, just for the video to come to an abrupt end. Despite the shortness of the video, it is very seckesy and hott.

Matthew: Minion Mans is so hot and I want seckes with him..

Ben: Me too his weenor is so much hott.

Justin: I want to be girl in video

by Mans MansMans March 25, 2020

mitoman

Mito (abriviation for Mitoman) is actually in French which means liar or lie

Leo said that I sat in front in the bus this morning I sreamed "Mitoman" because that was mot true

by ZAMFAM. Officially September 15, 2020