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Millennial in denial

Someone born in 1995 or 1996 who will do anything to avoid being grouped with Millennials (1981-1996) because of embarrassment from the label/stereotypes of their generation.
Person 1: I'm a part of Gen Z, I was born in 1995!
Person 2: You're a Millennial, it's well agreed that Millennials end in 1996, you're 26 years old and you pay for your own life insurance.

Person 1: B-b-but I grew up with technology! and I was using the internet at age 6!
Person 2: Using 4 hour to load one picture dial-up internet era doesn't count, you're just a Millennial in denial.
by Zillennial September 6, 2021
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Millennial Breakup

When young people have a dramatic breakup only to start hooking up again within 48 hours. This breakup is likely one of multiple millennial breakups which happen over a drawn out period of time.

The true breakup likely occurs 6-8 months after the the first millennial breakup.
Kristoff and Nick broke up last night, but they were already cuddling again today. I think it’s a millennial breakup.
by Lutthew June 28, 2020
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millenium

Something, preferrably involving technology, that surpasses one's expectations
you mean your car starts without anyone inside? That is so Millenium!
by MarQ The Goblin King September 25, 2006
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millennial

Generation coming of age around the beginning of the millennium. Born from 1980-1990.
by whothefknows July 24, 2007
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dark millennial

Millennials born too late to REALLY remember the 90s. The turn of the millennium is a vague memory from when they were a child. Old enough now that they are starting to "make it". They have their student loans on a reasonable payment plan and are thinking about buying a house. But they are so fucking cynical because the world is turning to shit right when they are old enough to FULLY understand that they just want to live quietly and vote green (many of them had kids before learning of the 2050 deadline)
My dark millennial side came out yesterday, my daughter fell off the slide and a small part of me thought, better this than a school shooting or oxygen deprivation on Mars.
by daismaze August 11, 2019
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millered

The act of forcibly lodging a 12 ounce can or bottle of miller high life inside your rectum.
Dude, steve got millered super hard last night.
by alex a.... July 29, 2011
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Millennial

A person who would say, without a hint of intentional irony, "I hate how all white men suffer from toxic masculinity and constantly inflict microaggressions due to their failure to check their privilege and respect the safe spaces of others. Oh, yeah... and I hate stereotypes."
Can you believe what that millennial just said? What's wrong with these kids today?
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