Mike

Biggest dick in the history

Mike with the big dick

by J. Keenest March 1, 2021

Mikee

Cool person who likes to play basketball, best looking, athletic, unique, intelligent, can cookand clean, friendly (unless you get on his bad side), good dancer, weird, ladies if he isn't your bf you missin out, always thinks about the saying "no chest no sex", and really annoying but worth it.

You're just lIke MIKEE!!

by YoucuntCme March 15, 2017

Mike

This ugly motherfucker who thinks he sooooooooo cool but really hes a trash licking sock fucking pencil sucking white haired leg shaven roach, who reminds me of a retarted albino beaver who got repeatativly wacked with a large rusty pair of sunglasses. plus he hits girls. his mom is a witchbitch.

Taylor: Um, is that mike over there in the grass?!?
David: No, silly goose, thats just dog shit.

by LAdy gaga October 17, 2012

Mike

A nickname for a skinny ass white boy whos name is actually michael. They tend to be fake and trick valnurable girls so they can get what they want. They tend to be very horny and very shallow. They will take any ass they can get but they will only date girls who they think are smoking hot. Basically they dont care about anyone but themselves and will do anything for a good laugh.

Omg I cant believe I fell for Mike again im so stupid!

by chucknorris103 June 14, 2009

Mike

A guy who wears navy blue Mock Turtle Neck sweaters from Abercrombie. Mike is a quick cummer and frequently gets caught masturbating in public by the police. Mike has a dirty car and has little girls panties on the front seat of his car.

Hey Mike, " Nice Mock Turtle Neck Fuck Face."

by assassin3111 September 4, 2009

Mike

The One And Only Tyrannosaurus sex.

A special kind of boy who has a "NORMAL" dick...(not really)

HA HA HA IS A JOKE!

It is a name.

It happens to be my name.

Sometimes wants to become the polar bear dog from legend of Kora.

Mike: If you could become any two animals mixed together what would you be?

Jamie: I dunno man cuz- i dunno...

Mike:I'd be a polar bear mixed with a dog.

Jamie:well those aren't too different so thats fi-

Mike: well it'd be double the size of the polar bear and you could ride me around like an animal you ride around...

Jamie: wouldn't you NOT want people riding you around on your back.

Mike: That's exactly what I want tho.

Jamie: O.O wut?

by MANIAC!? December 1, 2013

Miked

(Verb) To get insanely drunk and wet the bed.

He was so drunk last night that he miked all over my futon.

by Thatwaslike8yearsago October 21, 2012