The kind of guy who will let you fuck him any which way (upside down, bondage, booty eating, something else extreme). Usually used as an ironic comeback.
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A special kind of boy who has a "NORMAL" dick...(not really)
HA HA HA IS A JOKE!
It is a name.
It happens to be my name.
Sometimes wants to become the polar bear dog from legend of Kora.
A special kind of boy who has a "NORMAL" dick...(not really)
HA HA HA IS A JOKE!
It is a name.
It happens to be my name.
Sometimes wants to become the polar bear dog from legend of Kora.
Mike: If you could become any two animals mixed together what would you be?
Jamie: I dunno man cuz- i dunno...
Mike:I'd be a polar bear mixed with a dog.
Jamie:well those aren't too different so thats fi-
Mike: well it'd be double the size of the polar bear and you could ride me around like an animal you ride around...
Jamie: wouldn't you NOT want people riding you around on your back.
Mike: That's exactly what I want tho.
Jamie: O.O wut?
Jamie: I dunno man cuz- i dunno...
Mike:I'd be a polar bear mixed with a dog.
Jamie:well those aren't too different so thats fi-
Mike: well it'd be double the size of the polar bear and you could ride me around like an animal you ride around...
Jamie: wouldn't you NOT want people riding you around on your back.
Mike: That's exactly what I want tho.
Jamie: O.O wut?
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