Midwalk

The act of leaving in the middle of masturbating, to answer the text asking if you want to have sex. Played as a game asking someone if they would “midwalk” a certain person. If you say no, that means you’d rather finish masturbating.

“Yo! Would you midwalk Kim?”

by Dylan Harrington November 3, 2017

Midwest Hot Pocket

Midwest Hot Pocket is the act in which two males hook up in a porta potty or bathroom stall and start scissoring each other and then they shit in each others anuses. This behavior usually happens around late summer or early fall when County and State Fairs are going on. However, it not exclusively beholden to those seasons. It has been reported to occur during the other seasons as well.

Bro #1: Man, all the shitters are being used.
Bro #2: Hey a shitter just came open, care to share bro?
Bro #1: The cozier the better bro!
Bro #2: Man, I dig you bro. Let's scissor each other!
Bro #1: Right on!
Bro #2: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Bro #1: OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Bro #2: I'm going to explode!
Bro #1: Give me that Midwest Hot Pocket Bitch and drop that deuce in my anus.
Bro #2: Oh Yes! Now you give me that chocolatey goodness and fill my shit box!

by Chunkyblue August 22, 2022

Tulso midway

Bunch off pussy ass scary bitches that think the cute but really thots that live in Corpus Christi and ghetto bitches that think they crip or blood but know they Aint bout shit and they are ass at sports

tulso midway is a pussy school

by Flourbluff July 17, 2019

Midwest

A place where weather has no rules

The midwest is colder than Moscow today
and hotter then phoenix tomorrow

by Дecca January 29, 2019

midwestern sorority girl

Your typical spoiled gitty sororty girl that pouts all the time and is never satisfied. Also known to be very indecisive and to be a sexual tease.

Lisa is your typical Midwestern Sorority Girl.

by Gui-Pac February 11, 2006

midway,georgia

Midway Georgia is known as a place where there is absolutely nothing to do.

Most houses consist of meth labs and smoking "weed". Crack/cocaine/angel dust all of the above are also very popular.

Most the teenagers have nothing better to do than fornicate, have babies and make their families care for them.

Most women in the population will get with any guy who may have money,drugs,or have a nice size "junk".

Most men will get with anything that can say they're name.

Most parents have given up on their kids in this small ratched city.

The only fun to do is shoot at each other and maybe rob the same convient store for the 5th time.

Guy 1: Lets go make some money?
Guy 2: How?
Guy 1: Lets rob the convient store up the road. Momma got the baby and i'm high as a kite.
Guy 2: Didn't we rob that store last week?
Guy 1: Yes but they have new glass in the door.
Guy 2: I love midway,georgia!

by tswizzle35 January 18, 2011

Midwest face

Midwest face: A girl with a face that is rather bland, homely and does not stand out. Typically (from the burbs of Chicago or small towns) these girls look as if they should be hot from far away but upon closer inspection there isn't one identifiably attractive feature on their face. See also : butterface, landmine.

She looked really hot from across the bar and then when I got closer I noticed she had total midwest face.

by Damon_James May 28, 2011